The Diaries Of Hazel

More Rants on Books

HELLO IM HAZEL

HAHHA YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM...stuff

Anyway

MORE RANTS ON BOOKS THAT ARE HORRIBLE

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-Every Fan Fiction does not need to start like RINNNGGGG RINNNGGG RINNGGGG

BEERPPPPP BEEREPPPPP B

BENEJDKALALLA

Dude we know you have a fucking alarm clock TURN IT OFF

-Every single book does not need a bad guy ruining it

HE QUICKLY KNOCKED ME OUT NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN A HOSPITAL

no every story a girl does not need to get hurt

-I flip my luscious brown hair and my brown eyes twinkle in the sunlight

WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW YOUR HAIR COLOR OR EYE COLOR MMHM WE GET IT YOU HAVE HAIR AND EYES

-One Direction take me on tour

Yea there parents agreed to this???

There like sure honey go on tour with 5 superstars

DAFAQ IS THIS SHIT

-Parents are never included in stories

Like where the fuck dem parents at?

They go off live a happily life together

And like where were the parents during this?

I mean what

OKAY THIS WAS SHORT BUT ILL MAKE THE NEXT ONE LONGER KK

BAI SEXAY UNICORNS