MORE RANTS WITH HAZEL

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RANT TIME WITH HAZEL

More rant time with me!!!

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Todays topic

TWERKING

WURK IT GURL

OKAY ID RATHER DO GANGNAM STYLE THEN THIS HORRIBLE DANCING OF SHAKING YOUR BOOTAY IN RANDOM WAYS

I CANT EVEN TWERK IT LOOKS LIKE IM AN OLD LADY SHAKING HER BACK CAUSE IT HURTS IN AREAS

IVE SEEN PEOPLE DO IT

LIKE MILEY CYRUS

SHES HORRIBLE

HANNAH MONTANA NEEDS TO COME BACK

MILEY IS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THIS WORLD

MUCH LIKE AMANDA BYNES

BACK ON TOPIC

I HAVE EVEN SEEN ONE DIRECTION TWERK!

WHAT THE FACK

BOYS DONT DO IT

THEY EVEN HAD TO GOOGLE IT DURING A SHOW

I MEAN WHO DOES THAT

DONT TWERK

ZAYN DONT TWERK

PLEASE BBY DONT DO IT

WHAT I SAID NOTHING

LIAM GURL IN THE HIZZ HOUSE

what is the fuckery (i stole that from Kingsley)

Is it anyway

Girls of many ages I've seen do it

There horrible

But they still do it

Teenagers of many ages

No

Your butt doesn't need to move in that kind of motion

ANYWHORE

twerking is a disgrace to the dance world

I mean who wants to do it

RATCHET WHITE CHICKS

Just kidding

I'm just being stupid

Like patrick

Don't believe in spongebob kids

He fucks with logic

Makes hamburgers under water

Drives underwater

Sings

Lives in a pineapple

Patrick lives under a rock

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK LOGIC

ILL RANT ABOUT SPONGEBOB

LATER

TWERKING IS OUR TOPIC

Iv'e see people fail too

ITS HILARIOUS

IVE EVEN SEEN A CAT DO IT

WURK IT KITTY CAT

who the fack made this up anyway

(GOD MADE IT UP -Lyla)

GET OUT BETCH

twerking is just...no

You need to actually do it to a good song

DO NOT TWERK TO THE THEME SONG OF MY LITTLE PONY OR MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE

Do it do like...I don't know

GOOGLE IT

And just i hate it

Don't try it at home kids

Okay im done for today

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