Kiyoteru: Hmm. Let's see here...Brown hair, white hair, black...lets pick...hmm...brown...eyes....almond, color...brown....top...
MEANWHILE--
Kaito: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
-a bug occured, resulting in him falling down into the middle of nowhere.
Kaito: HELP!!
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Akaito: Well I guess I gotta train in this spot--
Kaito: HELP!!!!!
Akaito: Brother....?
Kaito: STEP BACK!!!!
Akaito: Wha--?
-Kaito lands on Akaito-
Akaito: UGGGH!!!
Taito: Woah, what happened?
Kaito: A faaking bug.
Taito: Woah, what a sensitive HP bar!!
Kaito_IceCream Level: 23
HP= 38 / 45
Kaito: Wha--
Miku: EEEEK!!!
Taito: Hmm?
Len: APES!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!
Miku: GYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *kills monster*
Len: Taito?!
Taito: Hey, what happened back there?
Kaito: Hey, Miku-chan, you two were beaten up badly.
Miku and Len: Huh?
*looks at themselves, covered with wounds, blood pixels coming out*
Hatsune_Playz_SAO Level: 12
HP= 9 / 70
MercilessDivaLen Level: 1
HP= 1 / 10
Len: Holy sheet. *kills himself and dies* Sayonara~
Miku: Len?
Kaito, Akaito, Taito: Len?
Len: IM BACK!!!!
Kiyoteru: EEEEEEK!!!
Kaito: KIYO-KUN
Kiyoteru: YAYYY I CAME OUT ALIVE
Kaito: Awesome look Kiyo!
Kiyoteru: Oh...thanks
Kaito sends a duel invite
Kiyoteru: What? -presses circle button- Seriously? Is this Hunger Games?
Kaito: ....
Miku sends a duel invite
Akaito: Hmm? *presses circle button*
Len: Two versus one!!! *presses circle button and picks Side with Hatsune_Playz_SAO*
Akaito: Holy sheet.
Kiyo and Kaito and Taito: KILL!!!!! *kills each other*
Miku and Akaito and Len: THIS IS BOXING!!!!! *drops swords and begins punching each other*
Kiyo: WOOHOO!!! I KICKED THE HELL OUT OF TAITO!!
Taito: You will have to clean my blood up later on....!!
Miku: *flings Akaito into a tree*
Akaito: OW!!!
Len: STAB HIM
Miku and Len get their swords and stab Akaito in da face
Akaito: *in the red zone*
Miku: Who shall we kill next?
Len: Kiyoteru.
*Akaito passed out*
Kiyoteru: What?! *Miku puts a blindfold on him and she, Len, Taito and Kaito sing Kagome Kagome, chorus part*
Kiyoteru: Um...Miku?
Miku: LET THE PUNCHING COMMENCE
*everyone punches Kiyoteru*
*Miku flings him into a tree*
*Len climbs up and throws him off*
*Taito carries Kiyo on his back*
*Akaito suddenly wakes up, and pushes Taito and Kiyo into a river*
Miku: 0.0
Len: 0.0
Kaito: 0.0
Akaito: pushes them all into a pool of hot rocks
Miku: O.O
Len: O.O
Akaito: ....
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SAO X VOCALOID!!
De TodoYes, this is SAO x VOCALOID!! The Vocaloids were testing out two new VRMMORPGs. They found them very interesting and decided to dive in the worlds of Sword Art Online and Alfheim Online! This book has no main .plot or whatever, each chapter contains...
