Two Sides Of The Bronx

What?

What were you doing the day of the robbery?

What robbery?

Do you even know why you're here?

Not really. Jonsie told me to just go with it and not hit anyone with the emergency ham.

Emergency ham? Is that why security found that ham on you?

Yeah. I have a tendency to beat people up with ham when I feel threatened.

I see. So you do what Jonsie says, correct?

When it comes to hitting people with ham, yes. 

I see. So you came in, no questions asked, because Jonsie told you to?

Well, yeah. If you and your best friend were getting hauled to jail, you wouldn't just leave them to the police, would you?

I guess not. Anyway, what were you doing the day of the robbery?

What robbery?

Yesterday's robbery. Marty's Dough Palace.

Oh, That sucks. They got some great bread there. Perfect for sausages sandwiches.

So you were there yesterday?

Of course. Yesterday was Sunday....I think, which is when we get the grocery list from Rosalina.

Who's Rosalina?

Jonsie's daughter.

Why doesn't she do groceries?

Because if she does groceries, she won't make us sandwiches. Her sandwiches are great. The best.

I see. So yesterday you were getting the groceries and this included going to Marty's Dough Palace for bread?

Correct.

I see. So what exactly did you do at Marty's yesterday?

Welll...uh...hold on. My brain is blipping here. it does that sometimes. I don't know why but at random moments i just can't remember things and then I go on and on and on and on and on...

Weston! FOCUS!

Oh right. Anyway.....Yesterday we were trying to get sausage from David's-

I don't care about the sausage! i wanna know about the bread!

Alright. Alright. Alright. I'm getting there. Anyway...we were trying to get sauge from David's Deli, when it turned out that David was sick, so we had to go to his other sausage place that I can't remember the name of. After we get sausage from that place we go to Marty's. And we gets the whole wheat bread, even though I think the stuff tastes funny, but Jonesie says it's good for you, and it tastes pretty good with sausage. And then we talk to Marty some about whatever it is we talk to Marty about. 

What do you talk to Marty about?

I have no idea. I kinda zoned out for most of the conversation.