My name is Michael Clifford, and i have a beautiful little two year old girl, from well, lets just say, a mistake i made with a fan a long time ago. the girl was a mistake, my daughter is not, she's perfect and beautiful, and sadly that one night st...
MIdnight my time hit and i signed on immediately. And she called me immediately the second it rang i hit accept and i about DIED seeing her in a pikachu onesie with well the girls were um saying hello.
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"Pika Pika!" I beamed. "Pi! Pikachu!"
She giggled, "So you approve?"
"I have one just like it!!!!!" I said, "OH MY GOSH! Christmas we can be twinnies!!!" I literally was OBSESSED with this girl already.
"Too bad you don't have one for Lucy too." she laughed.
"Well....." I said sheepishly. "Don't tell her; it's one of her Christmas presents."
"Oh my gosh!! yay!! you can give it to her Christmas eve and we can watch a movie all together!!!" she smiled.
"You're smart." I grinned.
"Thanks!" she said, and blushed, "I'm risking a lot for you. I hope you're worth it Mr. Clifford."
"I hope I am too." I said.
We spent the next 3 hours on Skype and by the time we hung up and I was able to fall asleep I had to be up in two hours. Great, well done you moron!
What the fuck have I done now? why are you always yelling at me?
Waking the next morning Luke grumbled angrily at me.
"What?!" i asked, still exhausted.
"You kept me up all night skyping with your forbidden girlfriend," he growled.
"I was doing no such thing. I was online gaming." I said.
"Mmmhmmm, so the people you were playing with have beautiful eyes and you cant ait to snuggle them at night?" he asked.
"Hey I was playing with LDShadowLady and she's gorgeous." I said.
"Mmmhmmm.... you better be careful Mike, that woman could lose her job...." he said, and exited, "Ughhh i need starbucks."
"Can't... we got banned remember?" i reminded.
"Ahhhhhh fuck damn it!" he exclaimed.
"Hey! Watch your mouth." i said.
"Oh right, you're one to talk... By the way she's got a great set. i noticed them passing by to the bathroom..." he snickered.
"You're a perverted young man!" i said to his retreating back. "What would Liz say?"
"MY boy is a tit man!!!" he laughed.
"I think you're confusing your mother with your brother!" i said.
"maybe.... i cant think straight.. i need caffeine!!!"! he whined.
"Then go find a coffee shop, don't complain to be about it." I said.
