Monster Falls

Of Course!

I woke up and something wet was touching my face, I woke up and saw that a pig was licking my face. Waddles! Hmm..... Waddles.... I think I'm onto something!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Stanley's POV~~~~~~~~~~
I woke up and walked out of my room, Ford wasn't in there so I figured he stayed in the basement all night. When I came out Soos was standing in the dining room.
"Hey! You're awake!" I'll call Dipper and tell him to come down. Well the good this is that so far Soos is more sane than the last time he was a zombie....
"Dipper! Come down I have a surprise for you" Soos shouted. I heard a door open and close. "Comi-" I heard a bunch of crashing and banging, and I looked at the bottom of the stairs and saw Dipper lying there in a messy heap of deer. When he stood up I saw that he was similar to a centaur, but had a deer's body. Then he turned towards me and jumped.
  "Grunkle Stan?! Is that you?!"
"You bet it is kiddo!" I replied, smiling. Dipper ran up and hugged me. As he let go, he asked, " Where's Ford?!" Just as He said it, the basement door opened revealing a drowsy Sphinx with bags under his eyes.
  "Ford?! Dipper asked with surprise.
"No time to ask questions, follow me," My brother said, leading Dipper into the basement. Then I heard the loud banging sound of Dipper falling down steps again.
     After they left I turned back towards Soos.
"So.... Where's Mabel?" I asked
"She's upstairs, on account of her.... Transformation."
I walked up to the attic to see Mabel. When I opened the door she was lying on a mattress in a small pool, and she had turned into a mermaid.
"Grunkle Stan! What are doing here?! And.... what are you?" She asked. I hugged her.
"It's good to see you kiddo."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dipper's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After falling down the stairs for the millionth time, I got up and followed Ford.
  "Sooo... Ford why did you take me down here? I asked him.
"I don't suppose you've been trying to find out why we're all monsters? Have you?" He asked me.
"Actually, yes! I was up late trying to figure it out! But, I didn't figure out anything before I fell asleep," I replied solemnly.
  "Same here, but when I woke up I saw Waddles, then it hit me."
"What does Waddles have to do with this?" I asked, cluelessly.
"Remember last summer when we all played Yahtzee?" Ford asked.
"Ya, that was fun! Even if Mabel did win.... But how does Waddles relate to this?"
"Think Dipper. What did Waddles do before we played?" He asked rhetorically.
I couldn't think,he just sat on Mabel's lap the whole time! And before we played, he was a candidate for Spin the Pig. He didn't do anything!
"Does this give you a clue?" He said, revealing the Infinite Sided Die.
"Of course! It all makes sense now!" I said, recalling how Waddles got ahold of the die, "But why didn't it happen right away?" I questioned.
"Well the possibilities are infinite!" He laughed. I smiled, it was good to see him again.

Oh Dipper, when will you stop falling down stairs..... Also I have a question. Should Waddles have little bat wings or be normal? Now that we're done explaining things, it will be done as little stories for each chapter or two.