There are four people on an airplane.
The pilot, Hitler, An old man, and a young boy with a backpack.
About 20 minutes into the flight the pilot runs out and yells.
" The plane is going to crash! Grab a parachute and jump!"
The young boy says, " But sir, there are only 3 parachutes. Not all of us will survive."
All of the people look at eachother and the pilot says, " I deserve to live."
So he jumps out of the plane leaving 2 parachutes and 3 people.
Hitler says, " I have done so much to the world. I should live."
So he grabs a parachute and jumps leaving 1 parachute and 2 people.
The old man squats down and says to the little boy, " Son, I have lived my life to its fullest so you take the last parachute."
the little boy says, " thats okay, we still have 2 parachutes."
The old man says, " How? Hitler took the other one."
The little boy adds, " No he didnt. Hitler took my backpack."
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