Laugh Out Loud

Pregnant

A little girl was asking her teacher.

Girl: "Can my mom get pregnant?"

Teacher: "How old is your mom?"

Girl: "She's 40!"

Teacher: Yes, she can."

Girl: "Can my sister get pregnant?"

Teacher: "How old is your sister?"

Girl: "She's 18."

Teacher: "Yes, she can."

Girl: "Can I get pregnant?"

Teacher: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm 12."

Teacher: "No you cannot get pregnant."

A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, "I told you we have nothing to worry about."

The teacher fainted.