Laugh Out Loud

Where is God

There are two brothers, a younger one and an older one.

They are both trouble makers and when anything bad happens in their neighbourhood they get the blame for it.

The mum got so annoyed when she heard about a man who made prisoners good she sent her sons to him, one at a time.

The younger one went to his house first.

The man said "where is god".

The little boy didn't answer so he said it louder "where is god" the boy started to cry and whimper in his chair.

The man said it a lot lot louder, practically shouting it.

The boy was then found by his older brother hiding in his closet.

The older brother said " what did he do to you?"

The little brother replied "God's gone missing and they think we've done it!"