Jacksepticeye Smuts And Fluffs

Wasteland Daydream

Fuck... Where am I? Oh shit. The Pain gang got me again. Shit shit shit shit shiiiiit.

Elizabeth closed her eyes as a gang member entered the room.

"Oh, baby. A slick, nice pussy in the wasteland for my disposal."

He grunted as he unzipped his shaggy, ripped jeans.

"Fuck you, Sean'll save me."

Her eyes created wet hot tears, as a deep and amused voice spoke.

"Fuck, d'you expect me to leave you to be raped?"

Elizabeth started laughing as the wall behind her was spattered with blood and brains.

"Sean, I fucking love you."

"I love you too."

She blushed, as it was the first time he had said it since they confessed their love. He cut the ropes binding her, and Elizabeth fell to the metal floor with a bang. She stood up and ran into Seans arms. Sean looked down at her and kissed her, sliding his tongue into her mouth. She giggled into his mouth and broke off, also letting go of him.

"Okay, babe. We gotta get outta here, without being seen."

"Yeah... About that..."

The door slowly creaked open, letting Elizabeth see 10, 20 dead bodies lying in the midst of a fiery mess. She bit her lip and looked at him, hands interlocked behind her back.

"You found my grenade stash, didn't you? SEAN!? Those were for the Palrakes!"

She yelled, making Sean look down in shame and embarrassment.

"Y-yeah... Look, I'm sorry. I just really wanted to save you so we can recover from this fallout. Fucking Americans." 

He muttered the last bit, and stumbled out of the building. She was pissed, but she couldn't stay mad at him. She followed him, and sped up. She tapped him on the shoulder, and when he turned around, Elizabeth cupped his cheeks and slammed her own mouth on to his, then pulled away.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you. Baby, please don't feel bad, I didn't mean to."

He stared at her, bewildered. He did the exact same as she to him, but this time pushing her against the wall. She furiously kissed back, and explored his mouth. She broke off again, and glanced at him with a look of alertness and wanting.

"Stay alert till we get back to the shelter. Kenneth and Ms. Nukitty should have fixed us some refreshments."

He chuckled and picked her up and sat her on his shoulders. She took her sniper off her back, and turned on the heat detector attachment on the scope. They got home safely, without dealing with a Delwour. He set her down, and they looked at their home. Big and comfy, perfect to live in even without a nuclear fallout. They entered and Ms. Nukitty hovered out of the kitchen and her robotic voice echoed the greeting.

"Good afternoon, Ms. Karewell and Mr. Mcloughlin. What shall I serve you today?"

"Hey, Ms. Nuke. Can you fetch me a bottle labelled 'Pregnancy pills', please."

"Certainly." 

She turned to Sean and walked by him. She opened a valve and placed her sniper, pistol, knife and gear in, and then jumped on the luxurious couch.

"Here you are, Ms. I have your orders."

Kenneth handed the bottles over, and hovered on the spot, waiting for orders.

"Hello, Kenneth. Can you get Ms. Nukitty and go with her to the charging station?"

"Yes, Ms."

He hovered away, and Elizabeth looked around. Sean leant against the doorway, his eyes no longer ocean blue. His eyes were filled with passion and lust. She stood up, and walked toward him. He grabbed her by the arms and forcefully pulled her against him, smashing their lips together. His hands slid around her body. He slipped one hand in her jeans, then the other. He squeezed her butt, then took his hands onto her hips. He picked her up, and  took her to the bedroom. He set her down, and she walked into the bathroom. She opened the bottle and took a pill. She took her top and bra off, and threw them in the sink. She was only wearing jeans and panties. Walking to lean on the doorway, she didn't move until Sean picked her up again and laid her on the bed. She giggled and looked at his shirt, an old jacksepticeye t-shirt, from before the fallout. She slipped her hands into the shirt and pulled it over his head. He climbed onto the bed and she was instantly on top of him. Sean reached out to grab her jeans, and pulled them off. She did the same, and brushed his area. At the same time, they pulled each others underwear off. Sean pulled the covers above their heads, so she couldn't see. He cupped her breasts and kissed her neck. She playfully bit his ear and spread her legs on his chest.

"You have such beautiful breasts, Elizabeth."

"You have such a soft kiss."

 He chuckled, and Sean positioned himself...

Elizabeth swivelled around in her chair, opening her eyes.

"You're so damn cute when you daydream."

She jerked her head toward the voice, and saw Sean sitting there.

"Fuck... I've been reading a lot of Fifty Shades and playing too much Fallout, haven't I?"

"Baby, you know it. Guess what?"

"Jesus fucking christ, what now?"

"I got beer and..."

He pulled out a white and black bundle. He unraveled it, and it revealed a storm trooper onesie. He also held up a plastic case, bearing the title Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

"Oh my god! Babe, you are so fucking awesome!"

"I know, I know. Chuck this on."

He threw the onesie to her, and sat there and waited. She stared at him.

"So... Are you gonna put it on?"

"Not with you in here!"

"I am your boyfriend, baby girl. Don't be embarrased."

"Creep."

He chuckled and stood up. Her hands were lifted to unbutton her shirt, but she felt skin only. She was half naked, only wearing jeans.

"Fuck. Did you...?"

"Yup. You looked so cute."

"Bloody perv."