One Direction Preferences

Drunk Conversations

A/N: He is the one that is drunk :)

BTW, the italics are you and the regular style is him!!!!!! KEEP THAT IN MIND (sorry they are hard to see:/)

IMPORTANT A/N AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liam;
*LAYING ON THE FLOOR*

-(Y/N)?
-Yes Li?
-You know I love you s-so much.
-I know Liam, I love you too!
-No, (Y/N), I mean I REALLY, REALLY love you.
-I know Liam.
-Y-you mean so much to me, you know I c-cannot loose you...
-Liam, I can assure you I am not going anywhere. I never will, I love you too much.
-Good baby because you know, there is no one on this planet that I would rather be with than you.
-Liam, do not worry.
-I love you. I love you more... more than I love singing.
-Li, I love you too, and I think you need sleep.
-N-no, I am good. Hey, (Y/N)?
-Yeah?
-Can we have sex now?

Harry;
*SEXY TIME*

-You are so fucking sexy...
-Harry...
-I want you so bad, you look so sexy.
-Harry please...
-No, (Y/N), just listen. I need you, please, you are so fucking hot.
-Harry, just do it already.
-God, look at you... hot and ready for Harry, huh?
-HARRY, COME ON!
-Wow (Y/N), so sexy...
-H-Harry please...
-Beg.
-Harry!
-BEG FOR ME.
-Harry please! I need you... NOW.
-Louder.
-H-HARRY P-PLEASE! NOW!
-I will make you scream louder... do not worry.

Niall;
*SITTING ON THE COUCH*

-Hey, hey, hey (Y/N).
-What Ni?
-Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
-I do not know, why?
-In case they get a whole in one! Haha!
-Oh yes, very funny baby.
-(Y/N)!
-Yes?
-What is red and smells like blue paint?
-Paper?
-No silly, red paint! Hahaha!
-Oh Niall, do you realize how bad these are?
-No! You like them... what is brown and sticky?
-Oh goodness...
-A stick! Get it?! Haha!
-Oh yes I get it!
-I knew you would catch on!
-I think you need to go to bed babe.
-Okay, but I have a poem.
-What is that?
-Roses are red, poems are corny, take me to bed, I am feeling horny!
-Goodness...

Louis;
*IN THE LIVINGROOM*

-Lou, are you okay?
-(Y/N), where am I?
-Louis, babe, you are home.
-But, I was just at the park a minute ago?
-No Lou, you were at the bar. I took you home because you had too much to drink.
-What is your name boo?
-Louis, my name is (Y/N), your girlfriend.
-I know that silly goose. I love you (Y/N).
-I love you too Louis.
-Who is 'Louis?'
-You babe. Do you want to lay down?
-No, this is not my house.
-Babe, it is. Want some water? Tea?
-(Y/N), we should get a dog. C'mon, let's go get one.
-No Louis.
-Yes (Y/N)!
-No.
-Wait, where am I again?
-Goodness... Lord help me...

Zayn;
*LAYING IN BED*

-Haha, (Y/N)?
-Yes boo?
-Do you think Obama has a pet pig?
-What?
-Do you think President Obama has a pet pig?
-Well, I suppose he could buy one if he wants.
-Yeah... what if we had elephant trunks? That would be cool...
-Or Kitty ears...
-How do you think it is to be an animal?
-We probably once were in our past lives.
-What if, as we grow up, our birthdays were every other like month and living to one thousand was normal?
-Well, life would probably be the same.
-What if we never met?
-You would of not have saved me.
-I am glad I did. But, what if I never did save you?
-I would not be as happy as I am today. But, babe?
-What's up buttercup?
-I love you.
-I love you too boo... but, what if we never loved each other-maybe remaining friends only?
-Shhh Zayn, please, just enjoy the time we have together.

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