The McD Date <3

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So there they were... Just eating burger Ki- I mean McDonalds.
Just casually having a conversation of how being the president was like.
"So... What's the basics anyway~?" Says the fucking clone of Adolf Hitler. Obama licked some of his... Ice cream?

I don't fucking remember. Assholes.
Okay, so anyway-

"Well... Of course you can't be president if all you said had been lies. You have to be loyal to your people. It can be stressing... But it's kinda fun." Obama replied, smiling a bit.
Donald nodded his head like a little bitch. Daydreaming, drooling over Obama like a high school girl does over their senpai.

Disgusting.

Donald basically finished his meal. Fucking pig. HE IS JUST LOOKING AT OBAMA LICK THAT ICE CREAM!
LICKING IT REAL GOOD FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!
But Obama finished his ice cream before Donald's wrinkling dick could stand fucking straight up. "Uh... S-shall we go to the White House to discuss... Important matters..?" Eyebrow wiggles Donald stutters.
"Hm..? Oh! Yes! Haha! Let's go"
And with that... They left.

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