20. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I thought your boyfriend was gay, 'til I slept with him.

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Comeback #20
20. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I thought your boyfriend was gay, 'til I slept with him.