The Top Secret Diary of Anthony Lockwood- Keep Out (Especially You George!)

GGGGAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

We sat in the hospital waiting room for what felt like millennia, and I was not enjoying it, not even a bit. This was partly due to the fact that I really hate hospitals, partly because the last time I'd sat in one was when I found out that Jessica was dead, and partly because Lucy was knocking on Death's door. Death. That's all I ever get in my life! Maybe when all this drama is over, I'll get a job as a Teletubby.  

I've just looked what I wrote an hour ago. Don't judge, I'm seriously stressed out here. George is asleep next to me, with a half-eaten doughnut hanging out of his mouth. Why he hasn't been kicked out yet, I don't know.

We were called into Lucy's room after about three hours waiting. You could barely see her through all the tubes and stuff. None of the doctors, or nurses could work out why she had gone into such a state anyway. It couldn't possibly just have been ghost touch, because I hadn't reacted like that, had I? 

They say that if Lucy's not treated within two days, we might lose her. WELL WHY NOT BLINKING TREAT HER THEN, YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just to clear it up, I didn't shout at anybody. I bellowed. And I didn't punch any furniture. I kicked it. And now my foot hurts. And my shoe's scuffed.

I've just been informed that they can't do the needed surgery until we pay up. And it's not just 27p, oh no. Only...........£1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I asked if I didn't get a discount for being other-worldly charming, they said no. And worst of all, George has read my mind, and threatened to put a lock on the freezer, just so I'm not tempted. Oh, and selling his comics is out of the question, apparently. Great George. Go ahead and ruin my life.

=-) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya, it's been a while guys, but with the excitement of The Creeping Shadow coming out, I had to update. Love you all! <3