Once Upon A Time Group Chat

Souls of the Departed Reaction

Spoilers,

Duh!

WitchofOz: Aw! Neal! You're so sweet it makes me feel bad for hating you!

NealCassidy: Why the hate, witch?

WitchofOz: #CaptainSwan

NealCassidy: #SHUTYOURFACE

WitchofOz: You can't say that, I say that!

TruestAuthor: Well technically, anyone can say that according to the Constitution

WitchofOz: Yeah but, I'm sure we can set aside the Constitution on the grounds that I'm hilarious

EvilQueenofLocksley: You're not quite as hilarious as you think you are

WitchofOz: You know what is hilarious????

WitchofOz: Your mom

EvilQueenofLocksley: Well, #SHUTYOURFACE because Snow White would finally be dead if it weren't for my mom

SnowWhite: Finally?

EvilQueenofLocksley: I mean...

EvilQueenofLocksley: I was evil, and now I am not, and I have completely forgiven you for ruining my life

EvilQueenofLocksley: Robin did I do good?

RobinofLocksley: You were very convincing

SnowWhite: Should I be worried right now?

WitchofOz: You should be worried about the three headed dog thing in the promo for next week

SnowWhite: Speaking of which, I have something I need to do...

[SnowWhite has invited OfficialGodHerc to the chat]

[SnowWhite has invited GoodolMeg to the chat]

SnowWhite: I figured since they're in the episode next week I would invite them now

TrueLovesPrince: Why does Hercules look so wimpy in the next episode

TruestAuthor: And why isn't his hair blonde?????

OfficialGodHerc: I don't know. But that sounds like a good thing to discuss over my inevitable backstory

WitchofOz: Yeah I could just imagine

WitchofOz: Next week on Once Upon A Time: Watch as Hercules dies his hair brown when faced with a crisis

SnowWhite: Sounds like a good episode right there

TruestAuthor: This season is going to be hard on my poor heart

SaviorSwan: Look who's talking! I have to physically split my heart in half

SnowWhite: It doesn't hurt as much as you think it would

SaviorSwan: Regardless, we'll succeed. Right, killy?

KillianthePirate: ...

SaviorSwan: Dang it, I still can't get ahold of him

WitchofOz: It's ok because #OPERATIONFIREBIRD

TruestAuthor: You're welcome, every captainswan shipper ever

GoodolMeg: And btw, I made him dye his hair brown

TruestAuthor: Why?

GoodolMeg: Because we're dating, so I get to tell him what to do

SaviorSwan: You sound like fun

TrueLovesPrince: A part of me thinks you aren't kidding, considering how many times you have literally controlled Killian

SaviorSwan: #SHUTYOURFACE because I wasn't trying to control him with Excalibur it just happened Ok?

WitchofOz: CAN YOU GUYS STOP USING MY LINE!!!! THE CONSTITUTION SAYS YOU HAVE TO!!!

TruestAuthor: That's really not how the Constitution works

WitchofOz: That's it I'm opening a time portal

WitchofOz: Wait, can I do that this season

EvilQueenofLocksley: Not this season, maybe next season

WitchofOz: NEXT SEASON? THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEXT SEASON?!?!?!

EvilQueenofLocksley: Yup

EvilQueenofLocksley:

RobinofLocksley: Omg that comment at the bottom tho

SnowWhite: Outlaw Queen <3

WitchofOz: THAT MEANS ANOTHER SEASON OF CAPTAIN SWAN!

SaviorSwan: Only if we save Killian

WitchofOz: I will personally see to it that you save him

SaviorSwan: Thanks fam

EvilQueenofLocksley: Emma don't support her!

SaviorSwan: I support anyone who helps me find my killy bear :)

EvilQueenofLocksley: GAG ME WITH A SPOON

SnowWhite: I will definitely work on that, but before we go, what are your guys predictions on season 6???

SaviorSwan: The Princess and the Frog

TruestAuthor: Star Wars!!!

EvilQueenofLocksley: The Lion King

WitchofOz: CAPTAIN SWAN WEDDING!!! <3

RobinofLocksley: Finding Lily's dad

TheArcher: Back to Dunbroch!

SaviorSwan: Dear god no that was terrible

LiterallyEveryone: Agreed