Well, the stories are in and... well... TWO ENTRANTS! We are making progress here!
Both of the stories were intriguing and unsettling in the best way possible. It was hard to pick a winner, but they are as follows: DavidGibbs6 holds first place with "Void of a God." Go read that. It's spectacular. Phooka holds second place with "Bow." Go read them and vote for them, because they are both very good!
Righty-o, time for week three. I'm stepping up the ante this time around, so hold onto your pants and don't fall off.
1. WORDS INC.: iguana, pestilence, falsified, hummingbird. Short list for added bother.
2. I want those words at the f-ing top.
3. Songs-in-law? How about Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen? Look in the sidebar for a vid, like always.
4. Humor. Make your story funny. Now I know we all have different senses of humor, so make one that is exquisitely hilarious to you, and I will try and read from that direction.
5. Go ahead and title it something intense and symbolic, preferably starting with an L.
6. Pitch it in the comments with the main character/narrator giving you a rundown of the details!
Woot woot let's go!