Chapter 2: Bernie gets ready

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Ugh why do I have to go to the debate. I want to become president but being near Donnie Trump makes me nervous. Oh well, I say. I get up to go brush my teeth and take a shower. I look in the mirror when I finish taking a shower and I look terrible. I can't be seen around Trump like this. I look like a fool. I literally look like Ted Cruz, the biggest fool to this nation. I know what I am supposed to do around Trump at least. Stay away, look like i hate him and stay away. How can I stay away if he is so cute. I wanna go on his back and ride him like a horse. Giddy up, Trump. I would break his back considering that we are both really old. He is 69 and I am 74. Ooh I hope that we can do 69. Bernie, stop getting carried away by the competitor. He is irrelevant to me right now. I have to focus on my presidency. Now let me get my clothes on. I put my clothes on and get ready to go on the trip there. Its gonna be "Lit". I still can't wait to see Donald, with his cute debate face. I want that booty to be mine. And it will be. Let me go check my voicemails and see if I have any messages. I go check and I have 1 message. The sender is,
DONALD TRUMP
It reads, "I need to talk to you after the debate." Oh no did I do something to upset him?

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