JOHN CENA WAS STILL ALIVEEEEEE!!!! SHIA LABEOUF TURNED INTO A FREAKN' PINK FLUFFY UNICORN!!! HE WAS THE ULTIMATE SHAPSHITTER! JOHN CENA COWERED BEHIND A FAT KID, BUT SHIA LABEOUF STILL FOUND HIM! SO JOHN CINNABON RAN AWAY FROM THE SCARY UNICRON LABEOUF, AND SHIA LABEOUF YELLED "YOUZ NUT GET AWAYYYYY!" AND WIT A RAR LIKE A VOLCANO ERECLTION SHIA LABEOUF MADE JOHN CENA CRASH INTO A MOUNTAIN WITH SO MUCH FORCE IT SPLIT OPEN!!! Then... a light emerged from the mountain, and both John Cena and Shia Labeouf knew what had awakened... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IT WAS GROUPAAA!!! The extremely majestic, and seductive goddess of food. Groupaaa flew out of the mountain, and kicked down a bookshelf... seductively... And then she said... not so seductively, "Ayeeee It's meh, GROUPAAA!!!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
