LLAMU WAMEN BLOOSHED A BRIT READ COOLER "S-Stop starin' at me! YOU PERVERTS!!!" She took out her phone to cull reanmforzmants, McDonald Truump sted up and trew a pusheen plushie at Llamu Women... KNAKENG ER PHANE OUT OF ER HENDZ!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shi yalled, "Y U GO KNACK MEH PHANE OUT OF MEH HENDZ!?" THAN E.T BUSTED THROUGH TEH WANDOO, AND SWOOPEDED DOON AND TOK TEH PHANE!!! "E.T!!!" Llamu Women called out, "PHONE HOME!!!" E.T typed in (512)359-4028 (please do not call this number, it may actually belong to someone...) RANG!!! RANG!!! Teh phane waint... then... SOMEONE ANSWERED!!! Dun! Dun! DUN!!! IT WAZ TEH ZOODIAC CALLER!!! "Wat teh hell do yu want wo-" E.T hung up, "WROONG NUMBERRRRRRR!!!!" he began to type in a different number... the correct number... (512)359-4027 (again please do not call!!!) RANG!!! RANG!!! BITCH!!! Then... the real person answereded teh phane... it waz.... HILLARY CLITORIS!!! "OOOOooooh~ YEEEEEES!!! BABY~!?" Llamu Women fecesed-palmed "I WOOD LICK TO TALCK TO TEH BOOS..." there was a long silence until Hillary clitoris said, "AHHHHHHHH!!!!! OHHHHHH!!!! YES!!!! YESSSS!!! YESSSSS!!!" Then Llamu women waz poot un held. THAN TEH BOOS ANSWEERED TEH PHANE, "Hola bitches! Itsa me Pusheen!!!" DOONALD TRIMP'S FECES BECAME WHITE!!!! "FAK!!! NUUUUUUUU, NUT POOSHEEN!" Llamu Women smeeled evahly "YAS ET EZ POOSHEEN!!!" teh phone flooted up into teh air.... THEN RAINBOWS, UNICORNS, LLAMUS, AND.... JOHN CENA!!! *queue music* came out!!! "YO HOMIE!!!" John Cena was now black. "WASSUP!?" a ciff hungeerrrr!!! Stayed tooneded fer moor!!!
