Septiplier One-Shots

Boy Scout Camp

Mark Picked Up Tim, His Son, And Placed Him Down Along With His Brother, Sam.
"You Know You Can't Embarrass Us, Dad." Tim Said, Jack Got Out Of The Car, Sighing.
"Why Are We Even Being Leaders For A Boy Scout Camp?" Jack Asked,
"I Don't Know... Why Did You Decide To Have Children!?" Mark Shot Back. "It Was YOUR Fault!" Jack Screamed.
"Calm Down!" Tim Yelled, Grabbing Both Of Their Hands.
"Sam." The Boy Called, His Younger Brother Scurried Along With Him. Jack Sighed,
"Sammy... You Can Talk To Us, Ya Know." He Said. Sam Shook His Head, And Signaled That He Would Talk Later.
"Okay, Buddy." Jack Said, Shrugging. They Made It To The Camp Grounds, Seeing Kids Playing.
"Look. It's Samuel And Timothy With His Girly Dad And Show Off Father!" A Kid Yelled, While Other Kids Laughed. Mark Groaned, But Felt Bad For Sam, Who Had His Face Shoved Into His Sweater.
"Leave Him Alone!" Tim Yelled,
"Or Else..." He Said.
"Tim." Mark Said, He Looked Up At His Father And Sighed.
"I Won't Hurt Him, Dad." Tim Said,
"Coward!" The Kid Said.
"Shut Up, Fat Boy!" Sam Yelled, Running Up To The Kid And Grabbing His Shirt.
"If You Don't Leave Me And My Brother Alone Right Now I Swear To God, I Will Shove My Foot So Far Up Your Butt, You'll Be Tasting My Shoelaces!" He Threatened, Letting The Kid Go.
"Nice One, Sammy!" Jack Called, Mark Sighed And Squeezed His Behind Hard.
"Mark!" Jack Yelled,
"Father! Don't Be Doing Filthy Things To Daddy!" Sam Yelled. Jack Smiled, But Got Slugged In The Arm.
"And Stop Hurting Him!" Sam Yelled, Scolding Mark.
"Did You Teach Him This?" The Older Male Asked, Jack Nodded.
"He's Only Five!" Mark Yelled,
"And Tim's Six!" Jack Yelled Back. Tim Sighed, "Come On, Sam... Let's Leave Our Ignorant Dads And Go To The Cabin!" He Grabbed His Brother's Hand.

«The Next Day...» Tim Got Up To Use The Outhouse, He Woke Sam Up To Come With Him, He Went Outside And Saw It Shuffle Around, Clothes Were Strewn All Near The Outhouse. Tim Cringed But Opened The Door, Gasping. Mark And Jack Were Making Out In The Outhouse, Naked.
"FATHER! STOP DOING THAT!" Sam Screamed, As Tim Covered His Eyes. Jack Looked At Them, Blushing. "MARK!" He Yelled, Mark Looked At Him. The Small Male Crawled Out And Covered His Parts With His Hands.
"You're Not A Woman, Father. Stop Covering Your Chest..." Tim Said, Jack Nodded And Quickly Pulled On His Clothes.
"I'm Sorry You Had To See That, Kids..." Jack Stuttered, Slapping Mark's Face.