Septiplier One-Shots

Google

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Mark Wasn't Very Fond Of Googleplier, Or As He Would Call Him, Google IRL.
He Wasn't Just Upset, He Was JEALOUS. Mark Always Saw Google Looking At Jack With A Warm Smile Or Even Looking At Him When He Had Dropped Something. Jack Didn't Seem To Mind Google's Company, He Would Just Need Him To Search New Games And Advice About Things.
What Jack Wasn't Used To Was The Soft Thigh And Backside Slaps That Mark Did While He Was Done Talking With The Robot.
Google Seemed More Calmer Around Jack, They Would Talk Or Google Would Pull Up A Cute Cat Video. Mark Then Felt Envy Over The Robot Counterpart Of His. He Had A Picture Of Google Taped To A Dart Board And Had A Dart Stuck In The Forehead Of The Picture. Smirking While Thinking Of The Perfect Plan, The Half-Korean Began Laughing Maniacally.

"Shut Up, Mark! I'm Trying To Sleep!" Jack Yelled.
Google Was Downstairs, Busy Trying To Figure Out How To Make Food For Jack. He Then Heard A Faint Sound Of Metal Being Beaten Against Something Fleshy.
"I Love Senpai.... Yes I Do.... He's For Me...." Someone Sang, Google Then Scowled, Knowing It Was His Counterpart.
"NOT FOR YOU!" Mark Lunged At Him With A Screwdriver, But Google Grabbed His Wrist.
"And Just WHAT Do You Think You're Doing?" Google Asked Quietly.
"I Was Just... Um..." Mark Stuttered,
"Mark? Google?" Jack Said. Google Put Mark Down And Started Emotionally Bawling.
"Google!" Jack Exclaimed, Running Over To The Bot.
"What's Wrong?" He Asked,
"Mark Wanted To.... Dismantle Me!" Google Sobbed.
"Shh.... It's Okay, Google." Jack Shot A "You're-Dead-Meat" Type Death Glare At Mark. "Mark, You're Sleeping On The Couch Tonight." The Small Male Said, Bringing Google Up To Mark's Room.

"Shh.... It's Okay, Google. Mark's Not Gonna Hurt You." Google Smirked And Stuck Out His Tongue.
"But, Wait-" Mark Sighed, Going To The Sofa And Lying On It. Jack Had Been Fooled By Mark's Counterpart.

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Mark Hummed As He Set Up A Date For Him And Jack, And Then Heard Crying And Stomping.
"MARK!" Jack Screamed, Marching Up To The Older One While Growling.
"What Is It, Baby...?" Mark Asked, Jack Held Up A Small Booklet.
"How To Get Rid Of Google
Step #1:
Lead Him To A Quiet Area.
Step #2:
Dump Water On Him And Dismantle Him.
Step #3:
Fool Around With Jack."

Mark Gasped,
"I Never Made That!" Mark Yelled, Jack Smacked Him And Shoved The Crumpled Up Paper In His Mouth. "YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AGAIN!" Jack Yelled From The Other Room.
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Jack Washed His Arm, Letting Water Splash On His Face As He Hummed A Bit. He Then Felt Strong Hands Around His Bare Waist,
"Hey, Baby Boy..." Mark Said.
"Hey, Markie-Chan..." Jack Rolled His Eyes And Shut Off The Water,
"Where Are You Going, Sweetie? We Were Just Getting Started With Or Happy Hour!" Mark Whined,

"Mark, No. I'm Not In The Mood, And I Don't Care About The Happy Hour!" Jack Yelled As He Wrapped A Towel Around His Body. Mark Sighed And Opened The Curtain He Was Behind,
"Baby Boy-" He Was Cut Off.
"DON'T YOU BABY BOY ME!" Jack Shouted At Him Again.
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO GOOGLE LAST NIGHT!" Jack Stomped Out Of The Bathroom And Slammed The Door. Mark Sighed. He Then Started Showering Before Leaving The House To Get Advice From Felix, Marzia, And Cry.
"...And Then He Yelled At Me For Just Wanting To Shower With Him!" Mark Told His Story To Them, And They Were Surprised, Well.... Only Marzia And Cry. Felix Just Started Laughing.

"Wasn't He Your Cuddly Little Baby Boy?!" Felix Laughed, The Half-Korean Nodded Slowly.
"And Now He's Cheating On Me For Sweet, Little Google!" Mark Cringed When He Said The Last Part.
"Maybe You're Just Jealous." Cry Said, Simply. Felix Laughed Harder When Cry Told Mark That.
"True." Marzia Shrugged,
"Man. Google Sounds Like A Boss! Stealing Jack Away From Mark Like Tha-" The Swedish Male Was Smacked By Cry.
"I Know. Google's Gonna Be Spooning With My Little Irish Senpai Soon. He's Got Everything. Charm, Good Looks, A Search Engine, And The Ability To Search Cute Cat Videos Without A Computer!" Mark Groaned,
"I'm Pretty Sure Jack's Gonna Do The Nasty With A Robot..." Felix Whispered In Cry's Ear. Mark Felt Marzia's Hand On His Shoulder, "Look, Mark... There Is Plenty Of Fish In The Sea. Maybe You Can Get Someone So Jack Can Be Jealous Of You!" Her Bright Pink Lips Curled Into A Smile.