How To Eat A Hamburger

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«Google IRL X Jack»
Jack Sighed As His Google IRL Emerged From His Box, Google Then Gave Him A Hard Spank On His Bottom.
"YIPE!" Jack Yelped As He Rubbed His Backside. "I'm Sorry, Is That Not A Proper Greeting?" Google Asked, "No. It's Not." Jack Stopped Rubbing His Bottom And Got A Hamburger Out Of The Fridge, Sitting Down And Unwrapping It.
Google Sat Down With Him And Watched Him Nibble On It.
"Murf." Jack Tried Speaking When His Mouth Was Full, And He Has Gotten Some On His Face.
"Relax." The Robot Told Him, Jack Tried Speaking Again.
"A Hell Of A Gentleman You Are." Google Licked His Thumb And Rubbed It On Jack's Cheek, Looking In The Other Direction Afterwards. "Why Am I Doing This?" Google Asked Himself, Jack Had Gotten More On His Face.
"Would Ya Search How To Eat A Hamburger For Me?" The Smaller Male Asked, Google Had Gotten Irritated. The Robot Grabbed His Face And Slurped Off The Hamburger On Jack's Face, The Smaller Male Blushed And Dropped The Hamburger. Google Pulled Away, "G-Google... Why Did You Do That?" Jack Asked.
"Because I'm Sick Of Babying You!" Google Told Him, "I'm Sorry..." Jack Sighed.
"No. Seán. It's Okay, Don't Start Crying, Please." Google Hugged Jack, Making Him Quiet Again.

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