Percy 🆚 Hercules
H: yeah, I'm a demigod, big three
P: oh yeah? Me too
H: well, when I was a baby I strangled a snake with my two bare hands
P: ah, I know what you mean! I do that too, my mom totally freaked
H: I fought the Nemean Lion
P: No way! Me too, I was what? 14?
H: I hunted Artemis's sacred deer
P: oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my thing
H: well, I umm, fought this massive boar once
P: I think I fought its girlfriend! A few days before I fought Kronos
H: -sweats nervously- this one time I had to clean stables that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years
P: Riiiiight, I heard you got help from a nymph, I did it with my own powers -raises eyebrows-
H: I---
P: dude, I could do this all day
H: I fought Amazons-
P: been there
H: the Minotaur-
P: done that. I was 12
H: I...uh...I've been to the Underworld and back!!!
P: man! I am so sick of that place I've been there like 4 times...PLUS Tartarus, willingly
H: uhhhh....I...-breaths heavily-
P: well, we done here?
H: I was offered immortality! Haha!
P: ya, me too. But I gave it up for my girlfriend
H: *jumps into Styxs*
P: -calls after him- I've done that too
