Failures

So Drunk

Abby: Did you like my party?

Me; Yeah, it was fun.

Abby: Huh. Do you remember much?

Me: No, why?

Abby: Cuz you were drunk.

Me: I wasn't THAT drunk.

Abby: You waddled into the kitchen and grabbed a potato...

Me: So?

Abby; You congratulated it for getting a part in Toy Story.

Me: Don't tell Mum.