Failures

I got an A!

You: Mom, guess what?

Mom: What? Just tell me!

You: Okay, okay! I got an A+ on my science test!!

Mom: WTF! Great job! I'm so proud of you!!

You: Um, mom do you even know what WTF means?

Mom: Yeah, it means "Well that's fantastic"!

You: No...it doesn't.

Mom: Oh. I sent that to your Grammy when she left the hospital! I gtg! Brb, baby!!