Im in love with... MinecraftUniverse? (MU Fan-Fic) BOOK ONE!

The phone call, *COUGH COUGH* Calls...

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*

After five calls and and messages, I finally picked up the phone, recovering from my spaz attack I just had.

"Jasons calling me, HOLY PURPLE ALIENS WHO LIVE IN A PANCAKE AND EAT BUDDER FOR DINNER! TRUEMU IS FUCKING CALLING ME!" I scream out in glee, I thought emily was weird... *cringe*

I finally picked up the phone, (J is Jason, H is hazel.)

J-Ugh, hey. Well I'm just gonna clear this up, I like you....

H- well you should know every girl in my class has a crush on you too.

J- well they're gonna be jealous!

H-What do you mean?

J-Willyougooutwithme?! He said really fast.

H-Umm whaaaaa? I said lost.

J-Will. you. Go. Out. With. Me?

H-yeah, ughm should we meet up today?

J-Ugh sure, visit me at the booth today at minecon.

H-KKAY! Bye ja!

J-Bye. He said Love you, he said in an almost whisper.

*BOOP! HANGUP!*

'HOLY SPAZ NUGGETS! DID JASON JUST ASK YOU OUT?" Emily yelled out of my window.

I opened the window and let her in.

'YEP! THE MAJESTIC UNICORN WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT ASKED ME OUT YOU JELLY!?!" I said.

'ugh HELL YEAH!" whatcha think!' She said in a DUH-ARE-YOU-STUPID-VOICE. 'kidding, I like ty....' She whispered the last part.

'HOLY LAMP BURGERS! DID I JUST HEAR YOU LIKE TY!?!" I said.

"Ugh yeah, JUST PLEASE LET ME HANDLE IT! She said.

'OKRAY ILL BACK OFF!" I said with my hands up in surrender.

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HOW DUA LIKE DIS HANGMAN? Yep I said it, HANGMAN!

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Until next time, BYEEE!