Vampire's Do NOT Eat Bott's Every Flavor Beans!

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I spit out the horrid flavor of blood "Ugh. these things never taste like the real thing."  Sirius gave me a bark of laughter in agreement.  Then I put another piece of Bott's Every Flavor Beans . It was homemade  jambalaya. "Mmmm. Siris try this one it taste like our time in New Orleans."

 "Mmm Louisiana FAST!" we both say in usion; then bust out laughing. "Padfoot", I say while wiping tears from my eyes, "can you take me to Honydukes?". "Hrm sure anything for thy princess." Sirius tells me in an overly thick English accent. "OoooKkkkkk! Just change into your wolf/dog thing."

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 I mindlessly wander around Hogsmede until I found the great candy store of EPIC BEASTLY candyness    (lol inside joke). "Padfoot!! WE ARE HERE!" I let out a victorious battle cry as I walk in the shop. Then immediately make a beeline towards the blood lollipops.

I grab about 10 of those and 1 box of jelly beans. As I walk towards the crash register the cashier says "You know those are for vampires?" "Yes." "Then why are you buying them?" I could feel my fans extending "B/c I'm a vampire!" I snap back getting angry.After the guy finally rings it all up me and Sirius go back home.

""I thought that  vampires didn't eat Bott's Every Flavor Beans?!" said a smooth voice from behind. Gasp! Could it be!

''Sanguini? Why are you here?"(remember him from Slug Club party)

''What? Can't I visit my favorite little vampire?" Sanguini said with fake hurt in his voice. " Course you can but warn me next time! I just back from-" "Honeydukes i know I could smell those blood pops ,which you are sharing, a mile away."

 "Well then I'm gonna go make some tea and stuff with some more stuff. So stuff?" these are my chosen words as I walk into my kitchen. Then I take my pig kettle out, and walk into the "pantry" to get the blood tea packets. After all the tea cups are on my tray I walk in on Sirius and Sannguini having a heated argument.

"Whats going one here!?"

 Sirius walks toward me and looks me in the eye "Your going to Hogwarts."

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