Reader x Various One Shots

'*'Hans Humpty x Reader (request)*'*

SORRY FOR THE WAIT TheRomanceMasterTM
I think I became lazy these days, and lost my inspriation. Plus, its summer, so I've been sneezing.
*ACHOOOO*
Yeah, I've got bad allergies.

[Note: Hans Humpty might be very OOC (sorryyy)]

Will be Modern.
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It was on a beautiful and awfully hot summer day that I met him. He was dressed in dark clothes and messy hair. And he was digging in the trash cans.

Feeling bad, I walked to him.

"Hey," I smiled,"you can have it."

He looked at the money and took it with a smile.

"That's all?" He said.

"...what?" I was confused.

"A hundred isn't enough for even a week." He said."I need a thousand."

I subconsciously made a face.

What is he going on about? Besides, he should at least say a, thank you. I gave him all my money after all!

He pointed to my purse.

"Give me that," he said, smirking.

"But its my purse..." I held onto it.

Taking several steps back, I stepped on a banana peel and fell on my bum. He started laughing. My face went red in embarrassment.

"S-Stop laughing!" I said."I-I..its not funny."

He finally stopped himself, wiping a tear from his eyes.

"I'm just kidding." He said with his hand stretched.

It was silent for a while. He smelled the money.

"Was it..really funny...?" I asked.

He smiled."I'm off."

And he took off with full speed.

Thinking about that time was funny.

Its been 2 months now, I wonder if I will meet him again. Oh yeah, I haven't even asked for his name yet. I'll tell him my name, too.

*ding, dong*

Schools out.

AWESOME!!! Yay! I don't like school, so boring! But now I get to go home and do whatever I want!! YOOOO!!!

Feeling happy, I walked down the usual road to my house.

"I'm home!" I slammed the door open.

"Oh, welcome home." A man in dark clothes and that familiar messy hair covering half of his face said.

What does his other half of his face look like anyways?

"...yeah." I stood there.

Something's wrong here.

"I'm tired, get me the tea." I said.

*whoosh*

He moves so fast.

"Here." He said.

"Oh, thank you." I grabbed the cup and it burned my hand.

I got a peek in the cup. It was just hot water filled with some yellow grass.