Haikyuu x Reader ☆One shots☆ [various]

Terrible boyfriend // Nishinoya Yuu

Nishinoya Yuu is a pretty shitty boyfriend.

But he's your shitty boyfriend.

Your friend gazed at Kiyoko and Nishinoya talking, for about the ten thousandth time today. "(F/n)-chan, Noya is flirting with Kiyoko-senpai again..." She hummed dully. You glanced over at the short teen, excitedly bothering Kiyoko. "He's so cute~!" You giggled. Kiyoko left the boy, who merely pouted and began moping towards you.

"Damn, (f/n). I don't see what you like in a guy like him..." (Friend's name) muttered, returning to eating her lunch.

"(F/n)-chan~ why won't Kiyoko-San love me~?" Your boyfriend pouted, sitting down beside you and leaning his head on your shoulder.

You giggled, picking up a sushi roll from your bento. "I dunno, you're an awesome guy. But don't worry, Noya-chan, I love you~" you hummed cheekily, causing your friend to roll her eyes and Nishinoya to smile.

"Yeah, (f/n)-chan loves me! What more do I need than that?!" He cheered, his head coming off of your shoulder and his fist being thrown into the air.

"Hey, (f/n), can I have a sushi roll?" He asked, pointing to the several last rolls in your box. You brought the sushi roll which was already in your chopsticks to his mouth, giggling. "Aaahhhhh~" he sang, as you placed the roll on his tongue.

(Friend's name) rolled her eyes once more. "God, so cheesy..."

Noya chewed the sushi in his mouth, you picking up another and placing it in your own mouth.

"Hey, Noya. Wanna hang out this weekend?" You asked, mouth full of (favorite sushi roll).

"AGH! No, I can't!! I'm busy studying and playing volleyball with the team!" He slapped himself in the forehead, groaning. "I'm so so sorry, (f/n)-chan. You must think I'm a terrible boyfriend..."

"Damn right..." (Friend's name) muttered, bored of your conversation.

"Yeah, you kind of are..." You ran your slender fingers through his hair, and he pouted. "But you're my terrible boyfriend~" you pecked his forehead, casing him to blush.

"Thanks, (n/n)-chan!!" He cheered, throwing his arms around you. You chuckled, and your friend rolled her eyes once more.

"Was that even considered a compliment?" She scoffed.

"Awe, is (friend's name)-chan jealous~~?" You purred slyly, smirking at her. "Haaahh?? No way!! I have my own boyfriend, who's way better than Noya-San." She crossed her arms over her chest.

"I think she's jealous." You said to Noya, your arm wrapped around him. "What do you think, Yuu-chan?"

Nishinoya nodded. "Yeah, (friend's name) wishes she could have a boyfriend as cool as me!" He pointed to himself with pride.

(Friend's name) scoffed, the tiniest of smiles playing her lips. You chuckled once more, leaning your head against Nishinoya's shoulder.

"Love you, Noya~" you hummed.

"Awwee~ love you too (n/n)-chan~"

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OKAAAAYYYY NO REGRETSSSS

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaaaaa

I have a sad life

But you know what

Let's make a shitty alternate ending

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Shitty alternate ending:

Friend: ALRIGHT GUYS YOU NEED TO STOP BEIG SO ADORABLE BEFORE I EXPLODE ALRIGHT

You/Noya: what

Friend: ALRIGHT LIKE PLEASE THIS IS MY OTP AND I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY LIKE OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING STOP

You/Noya: .!??!.!,!.?!!,!.!,!!.?.!,!.?.!

~end~