it's monday !! we have test omg what shall we do ???
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a student took the test and here's what happen !! .....
Q : in which battle napioleone died
A : in his last one
Q : where was the declaration of independence signed ?
A : at the bottom of the page !!
Q : river ravi follow which state ?
A : liqued state !!
Q : what is the main reason for divorce ?
A : MARRIAGE !!
Q: what is the main reason for exams ?
A : failture !!!
Q : what you can't eat for breakfast
A : dinner & lunch
Q : what looks like half an apple ?
A : the other half
Q : how can a man go 8 days without sleeping ?
A ; easy , sleep at night ...
Q : if you have three oranges in one hand and four apples in the other what would you hAve ?
A : A VERY LARGE HANDS !!
Q: IF IT TOoKS 8 MEN 10 hours to build a brick wall how long would it takes with four men ?
A : no time at all it was alreafy built by those 8 men
Q : how could you drope a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it ??
A : anyway you won't because concrete floor is so hard to be broken by an egg
ANYWAY THIS STUDENT GETS F BUT HE TOOKS A+ FOR IMAGINATION :D
thanks for reading hope you like it ^_^ vote plzz
