Undertale and Shenanigans do not mix. ( But I'm doing it anyway )

Underfell and The Highly Coincedental Telenovela (part 1)

Heads up: Alex is my weird O.C, he and any other characters names besides the original underfell cast are mine. Alex and his original buddies made a parody Telenovela, and it has shocking similarities to underfell. A.K.A Creative writing class >:)

" And tonight, on Very Long, Fast Talking Latin American T.V, we have our Porpoise national challenge winner Jimmy Fertucci! " The T.V host, Matteo, turned to Jimmy.
" Now Jimmy, what are your fabulous" Matteo flipped his luscious blonde hair in Jimmy's face, which caused Jimmy to spit and wipe his mouth vigorously with a look of disgust on his face as he glared at the host.
"- qualities " The Host finished, clasping his hands neatly on his lap.
Grinning, Jimmy started. " Well, gardening in my underwear while chugging apple sauce is pretty fun, especially w-" Matteo cut him off momentarily with a shocked gasp and glance at the camera. "- so is eating yogurtwith a straw, especially with goldfish crac-" Matteo again interrupted, this time clenching the opposite side of where his heart was, switching sides after a split second with a logic-breaking louder gasp. Jimmy again began, this time stating with finality "-kers, but the absolute BEST is playing Marco-Polo in the bathtub with my pet gerbil LuLu. Want to see her? " Jimmy asked childishly as Matteo schooched away from Jimmy in obvious fear, eventually landing on the floor where Matteo continued his journey as his breathing became more labored, until his back hit one of the modern plastic walls that enclosed the studios, a look of horror on his face as he shrieked loudly. Taking this as a sign to -apparently- continue, Jimmy beamed, and retrieved a wimpy-looking gerbil from his shirts front pocket. He was slowly petting and talking in light tones to his beloved gerbil as the audience trampled each other in their haste to get away. Matteo, by the time everyone had left -save for the camera man- had already fainted and awoke from unconsciousness multiple times until a rather short studio director dragged Matteo backstage. Seemingly unaware of all of the drama he had caused, Jimmy remained on the set, cooing to his gerbil as the camera zoomed further out till pitch blackness covered the screen.

-- Meanwhile...--
Tans blinked slowly, unable to properly process the garbage just shown to him. Settaton was one step ahead of him, making slightly concerning noises as his exterior showed he was thinking about a response that would most likely take years to coax into being. Mapyrus, however, dominated them by shakily asking
" When was this made again?"
Alex shrugged with a "ehh" look displayed on his face.
" About a year or so."
Settaton finally found his voice and asked
" How. How. HOWWWWW" Settaton yelled as he ran off in anger as he -rather unusually- screamed fiercely.
" Jeez." Hendricks mumbled.
" Guess he doesn't like gerbils."
Mapyrus suddenly appeared in the void where Henrick was and slapped him as Henrick yelled questions about his arrival among several other subjects like peroagies and ducks.
Zach screamed in terror after he fell through the ceiling, and he yanked at his hair, yelling
" We're in a Telenovela! " at the top of his lungs.
" Ack! Sudden heart attack! Glblblb" Alex spluttered when Edgar walked into the room, shaking his head slightly as Alex performed a break dance esque
Telenovela-brand Heart Attack scene

--- I have no excuses and zero regretti- O's