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Luke: Mike

Luke: did you get the beef jerky I asked for when you went to the grocery store?

Michael: ....

Michael: those were yours?

Luke: don't tell me

Michael: no... ō—ō

Luke: oh you asshole

Michael: they looked good so i ate them end of story

Luke: but they were mine

Michael: but you made me go get them

Luke: but they were MINE

Michael: you didn't claim them though

Michael: bitch

Michael: the walking dead reference on point

Luke: I was hungry for hot fucking Cheetos

Michael: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Luke: do you kiss your dick with that mouth?

Michael: ........

Michael: ITS JUST HOT CHWERTOS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LUKE

Luke: they were MY hot Cheetos

Michael: you didn't buy them though

Luke: go buy me more

Luke: and don't eat them

Michael: sorry can't hear you over the sound of me crunching on your hot Cheetos

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