Dear Dad...

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Dear Dad in the Heavens,

Hey Dad! Thanks to you and your "friends" up there, I'm getting married! Yay!

Note sarcasm.

Anyways, your wife just phoned the Mikage family and arranged a meeting with my future bride tomorrow (it's Saturday by the way) afternoon at 3 o'clock.

I can't say I'm thrilled to meet the Japanese girl again. She's pretty, but she looks... How should I put it? Cold?

And I doubt she'd be happy to see me since I lied to her. I wonder what she'd do when she finds out.

Mom keeps nagging me about wearing nicely for the girl and stuffs. But I have no idea what to wear!

Oh, I just found a perfect T-shirt in the closet. It says, "I Hate My Life."

Love,

Your son,

Aaron Dagwood,

Who is starting to regret his decision.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 09, 2016 ⏰

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