Soul Eater's Different. What Happened? (On Hold)

Chapter 3: Deathette Luke and Pat

*Deathette's P.O.V.*

"Pat!! Your stance is off two inches again!! You two aren't in aline!!!" I yelled. "Oh! Sorry Kid!" Pat said. "Is this really a time to worry about that Kid?" Luke asked with his arms crossed. "It's not like your symmetrical. You have three stripes on the right side of your head and not the left." Luke said pointing at my stripes in my hair. I broke down. "I know I'm horrible a reaper! Kill me now!!" I yelled punching the ground while I sulked. Pat was laughing his butt off. "You're not a horrible reaper, Kid." Luke said patting my back. "Really?" I asked looking up at him. "Really. You're Madam Death's daughter." Luke said. "Let's contact my mother then." I said and put my hands out. Black shadows came from my fingers. Then my mother appeared in front of us. "Hello hello hello! How are you doing?" Madam Death said. "I'm fine mother." I said. "Well, you know you don't have to train weapons." Madam Death said. "I can progress how ever I want to mother..." I said. "Alright and I need you to go to The pyramid of Anubis." Madam Death said. "That pyramid is full of symmetrical things!!! Lets go now!!!" I said summoning my roller skates, Luke and Pat transformed into weapon form and we were off. "The beauty of The pyramid of Anubis." I said as the pyramid came into view. "It's dusty out here." Pat said coughing. "Let's go inside then." Luke said walking in with me and Pat following. "What beautiful symmetry." I said as we walked down the hall. "I don't like spooky pathways." Luke said. "Don't worry bro, I'm here!" Pat said laughing. Then I broke down. "What's wrong Kid?" Luke asked. "I just remembered if I folded the toilet paper into a triangle." I said. "Really, Kid? Come on, so we can get these Kishin souls for your mother." Luke said. "No, I have to go check." I said about to leave but, Luke grabbed the back of my dress. "No, you're coming with us." Luke said dragging me behind him. Then mummy things came out of nowhere.

*Luke's P.O.V*

These mummy things came out of nowhere. I stood behind Pat. "Alright, I do not like mummies. Pat!! Kid are you ready?" I said looking back but, Kid was gone and she had left a note. 'Went home to check the toilet paper. It has to be folded into a triangle. -Deathette.' It read. "Kid!!! Ugh, Pat lets do this." I said. "Alright!" Pat said transforming into weapon form. I shot at the mummies then, me and Pat swapped. I was in weapon form and he was shooting with me. He put me in a mummy's mouth. "No!! Don't put me in that thing's mouth!" I yelled. "Oh, sorry!!" Pat said as we swapped again. When we finished we evened out the souls between the two of us and headed farther down the pathway.

*Deathette's P.O.V.*

"I should get back. Luke and Pat probably need me right now." I said in my skates. "Hmm. The beauty is better the second time." I said walking in. Then I saw a little cat ball. "You... You're beautiful." I said picking it up. Then I saw that it had three lashes on one eye and the other had four. "You disgust me!!" I yelled kicking it away. I continued walking to find Luke and Pat tied up showing their boxers and some of their chest. "Kid!! Snap out of it!" Luke said. "Right! Transform!" I said and Luke and Pat transformed into weapon form. I looked over at the Pharaoh tombstone. "It's beautiful." I said. The tombstone attacked me and I didn't fight back. "I'll deliver the finishing blow myself." The pharaoh said and the tombstone opened. An ugly unsymmetrical thing came out. "You disgust me... You ugly thing." I said. "Oh... You did it now. Lets get em' Kid!" Luke said. "Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting." I continuingly said shooting at the pharaoh. I destroyed the pyramid.

Time Skip...

"Since you destroyed the pyramid I'm going to confiscate all the souls you collected." Madam Death said. "I apologize, mother. I'm not fit to be a reaper!" I said sulking. "No, you're a great reaper. Kid." Luke said. "Really?" I asked. "Yeah." Luke said. "Let's go home." I said. And we headed home.