England x reader (Hogwarts AU) Songfic

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Arthur doesn't remember how he got here but he knows there liquor and karaoke... Alfred us off with some Ravenclaw girl and his friend, ___, is nowhere to be seen. A song that seems familiar for some reason comes on and he turns to see ___ on the stage.

"The future is bulletproof

The aftermath is secondary

It's time to do it now and do it loud

Killjoys Make some noise!" she yells pointing at Arthur.

"(Na na na...)

Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs

I don't need it, but I'll sell what you got

Take the cash and I'll keep it

Eight legs to the wall

Hit the gas, kill them all

And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl

You be my detonator!" She begins to climb off stage and goes towards Arthur.

"Love, gimme love, gimme love

I don't need it, but I'll take what I want from your heart

And I'll keep it in a bag, in a box

Put an X on the floor

Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more

Shut up and sing it with me!" She sings getting centimeters away from Arthur's face only to turn away from it last second.

"(Na na na...)

From mall security

To every enemy

We're on your property

Standing in V formation!" She makes a "V" with her arms.

(Na na na...)

Let's blow an artery

Eat plastic surgery

Keep your apology

Give us more detonation!" She sings falling onto Francis' chest making him smirk and she smiles at him, making obvious that she was drunk.

"(More! Gimme more! Gimme more!)

Oh, let me tell you 'bout the sad man

Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

Remember when you were a madman

Thought you was Batman

And hit the party with a gas can

Kiss me you animal!", she whips her head around making her hair messy.

"(Na na na...)

You run the company

F*ck like a Kennedy

I think we'd rather be

Burning your information!", holds up a textbook before dropping it by accident on some poor guy's foot.

"(Na na na...)

Let's blow an artery

Eat plastic surgery

Keep your apology

Give us more detonation!" Then quiets down when it gets to this part.

"And right here

Right now

All the way in Battery City

The little children

Raise their open filthy palms

Like tiny daggers up to heaven.", She raises her palms towards the sky.

"And all the juvee halls

And the Ritalin rats

Ask angels made from neon

And fucking garbage

Scream out, "What will save us?"

And the sky opened up", She bring her hands down but her singing has caught the attention of the BTT, Francis who is a ravenclaw, Antonio who is a hufflepuff, and Gilbert who is a Gryffindor.

"Everybody wants to change the world

Everybody wants to change the world

But no one, no one wants to die

Wanna try, wanna try, wanna try

Wanna try, wanna try, now

I'll be your detonator!"

Everyone begins to get loud again. She heads back for the stage.

"(Na na na...)

Make no apology

It's death or victory

On my authority

Crash and burn

Young and loaded" She giggles loudly.

"Drop like a bullet shell

Dress like a sleeper cell

I'd rather go to hell

Than be in purgatory

Cut my hair

Gag and bore me

Pull this pin

Let this world explode" she yells as the song finishes.

"I love you Arthur!" She yells before she drops the mic and stumbles off stage and immediately the BTT surrounds her. Arthur is not about to let his friend get raped by these freaks.

"Back off gits!" Arthur yells Francis's attention.

"And if we dont Mon cher?"

"You'll get bonkered!" Francis opens his mouth to say something but decides not to and motion to a girl at the bar that would jump the bones of anyone who moves.

"Come on ___!" Arthur says picking her up. She giggles but then faints in his arms he picks her up and leaves before any of the teachers notice the party hence not getting caught.

"Artie lets sleep together!' She yells as he carries her towards Slytherin common room before heading for his room.

"No ___, you're drunk...." He says walking past some others Slytherin dorms while people glare at her and mutter 'damn Hufflepuff'.

"Hey Artie?" ___ says as Arthur tucks her in while he sleeps on the couch.

"Yes ___?" Arthur responds.

"I-I really do love you..." She says, kissing him lightly before passing out. He smiles, kisses her forehead and says "I love you too ___, I love you too."  

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