Neurding With "U"

dave!

It's too obvious and the title says it all.

He followed me outside and started talking about how he hates that smell too.

Then he continued a conversation about god knows what because i was too distracted by his flawless face... those jawlines ♡•♡

A manly voice snapped me out of my creepy distraction..

" is there somethimg wrong with my face?"

Panic bomb!
Good thing is.. i know how to save myself from these situations

"I thought i saw something moving in that bush behind you... LOOK!"

I know what you think. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING FLIRT.

"There's nothing don't worry... anyway it's ridiculous i thought that you were staring at me"

Well yes i am dodo but i can't admit it because i'm too shy

"Nahh"
"Too bad"
"Why? Do you want me to check you out" *with a silly face*
"Why not?"

I hate him. he's too perfect.

I giggled as he touched my hair
"I know i met you a month ago but i don't remember seing you that pretty"

HE NOTICED ME!

And like usual, here comes Mia to screw up the concersation

"Sup weirdos.. why are you sitting alone?! Stop the romeo and juliette act"

Fuck u mia. She's a weird bestfriend.

"I was trying to make him my james"

"Ohh you're sassy girl! See dave? You got a smart one here.. even book smart... watch out"

She left leaving me a confused dave

"Lilo are you book smart?"
"Well yeah my grades are fine.."
"What kind of fine?"
"A fine"
"Shit girl you got brains... you don't look like that"

And... this is where i started really wishing i haven't met him.

"I'm sorry do brainy girls have a specific look?"

"Well yeah.. glasses pimples lousy talking skills ... they have some known caracteristics"

"I'm wearing contacts, there is a ton of cream on my face, and i have been struggling to tell you I fucking like you... how's that for a brainy girl?"

"Whoaaa..relax girl.. i didn't expect the word "fucking" from you"

"Well you've heard it a thousand times already last month"

"Wait.. you're short. And a nerd. Does anybody call you short genius or nerdie?"

"Yes"

And i discovered he was too dumb to rename me on his phone "neurd"

Well baby it's nerd. Without a "u"

I left him standing alone and went to talk to adam -defined by "bruh"-

"Adam.. i'm over my crush"

"Wait what did james do??" He took me with the hand and stood up in front of me his head too close to mine "if he touched you i'll beat. Him. Up"

I guess he's an over protective friend.

"Nothing he just mocked me for being a nerd"

"Nevermind him... he's stupid. He hasn't met but hoes in his life. He's not used to smart girls like you sweetie"

He never calls me sweetie.
He never calls me smart.
He never treats me nice.
He never hugged me like he did now.

After all he's just being supportive.. but it's just a crush it's not that worthy of a pep talk...