The cats of SideClan were having a late morning, lounging in the clearing of their camp. A drought had recently struck, so the chocolate river nearby was running low.
Thrushpelt: *is lying on a candy rock* Ahh, the weather is so wonderful! *closes his eyes*
Candykit: *is hiding behind another rock; sitting next to her brother Canekit* Attack!
The kits leap out from behind the rock, flying through the air and landing on Thrushpelt's stomach.
Thrushpelt: *is squirming* WHY ME! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!! FERNCLOUD, COME HERD THESE ANIMALS!
Ferncloud: *has her Beats by Dre on and can't hear him* AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY OOH!
Canekit: Tickle him! *unsheathes claws and starts 'tickling' him*
Thrushpelt: THIS IS NOT TICKLING! THIS IS ASSAULT AND BATTERY! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! AND SUE YOU! AND YOUR HORRIBLE MOM!
Ferncloud: LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY NOOO!
After a while of being torn to shreds, Thrushpelt limped into Kestrelflight's den with blood pouring off his body.
Kestrelflight: *is watching reruns of Friends in the back of the den* What do you want. . .
Thrushpelt: Could you heal me, please?
Kestrelflight: *doesn't turn around* Are you dying?
Thrushpelt: No...
Kestrelflight: Then get out.
Thrushpelt turns to Echosnout, who is playing Candy Crush in her nest.
Echosnout: SHHHH! I'M ABOUT TO BEAT THIS LEVEL!
Thrushpelt: Okay, there is a serious problem with the leadership in this Clan *walks out and into the clearing* I know! I'll ask Onestar! I'm sure he can help. . .
Onestar: *is playing Neko Atsume on his android phone because he's too poor and lame to buy an iPhone* What do you want?
Thrushpelt: Candykit and Canekit beat me up *is interrupted*
Ferncloud: *marches up to Thrushpelt* How dare you say that my little angels would hurt you!
Beyond their mother, the kits are snickering and making faces. Ferncloud turns around to beam at them, but they quickly change to cute kitten grins.
Thrushpelt: *shows her his scratches* Look what you did!
Canekit: *bursts into tears* I saw him fall on a bush, then he turned and started yelling at us! Thrushpelt is a meanie!!!!
Ferncloud: *grows twice her size* *demon voice* YOU...DID.....WHAT TO MY BABIES???
Thrushpelt: They attacked me, I swear!
Onestar: *hasn't looked up from his phone* Stop lying, Thrushpelt. I'm sure those innocent kits could hardly scratch you.
Thrushpelt: Thanks..? AND THEY DID IT!
Candykit: *is sobbing next to her brother* HE'S SO CRUEL!
Onestar: Go hunt and catch them some chocolate bunnies and apologize for what you did! I will never tolerate this kind of behavior in my Clan!
Thrushpelt: LIFE ISN'T FAIR!
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of this awesomeness :D -Rio
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Warriors: Adventures of SideClan
FanfictionWhen StarClan starts getting overcrowded, they send away all the unimportant side characters and send them away. They reincarnate themselves and join the real world as the fifth Clan: SideClan! Follow the adventures of these insane cats as they make...
