With most of the warriors and apprentices on patrol, SideClan camp was left mainly unprotected.
Ferncloud: *is sleeping with her Beats on in a corner of the camp*
Candykit: *standing outside the nursery* No, it's your turn to be goalkeeper! *is holding a mossball and staring threatening at her brother*
Whitewater: *in the elder's den* When will those lousy apprentices come back to camp? My pelt is fulla' fleas!
All of a sudden, a loud screech echoed through the camp. Cat's fur was on end. Every cat except Ferncloud bolted for safety.
Ferncloud: *is singing in her sleep* Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! *Le nyan cat*
With a flash of color that not even Ferncloud could sleep through, a small army of warriors leaped into the camp. Her Beats falling off her ears, the gray queen jumped up to her paws, startled.
Rainbowbutt: Yo! I am Rainbowbutt, leader of RainbowClan! We are from the Twoleg labs, where they poke us with large silver sticks and make us run through walls of strange, smooth wood!
Ferncloud: *rubs her eyes; still tired from her nap* What do you want?
Rainbowfoot: Yo! I am Rainbowfoot, deputy of RainbowClan! We want your territory so that RainbowClan can grow and thrive.
Ferncloud: *mutters to herself* This never would've happened if Dustpelt was still around. . . *speaks loudly* Well, get out of SideClan territory! The border is over there, losers! *points at the chocolate river*
Rainbowbutt: Warriors! Attack!
The army of rainbow-colored cats start vomiting. Not amused, Ferncloud grabs the nearest Millie and uses her as a shield. Then she pulls out her JOHN CENA! gun.
Ferncloud: Get out. *pulls trigger*
John Cena! Gun: AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! *da da da da!!!! da da da da!!!*
All of RainbowClan faints, and Ferncloud pushes them over to the fresh-kill pile. Later, all the warriors gather to see what's been captured for the day.
Onestar: Amazing job, Ferncloud! I've never seen this new hunting technique you speak of. And this prey is so exotic! *bites into Rainbowfoot*
Thrushpelt: I CAUGHT ALL THE SQUIRRELS IN OUR TERRITORY! LIFE ISN'T FAIR D:
A/N: Sneaky cross reference to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat :3 -Rio
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Warriors: Adventures of SideClan
FanfictionWhen StarClan starts getting overcrowded, they send away all the unimportant side characters and send them away. They reincarnate themselves and join the real world as the fifth Clan: SideClan! Follow the adventures of these insane cats as they make...
