** Hello all!!!This part introduces something that will happen periodically through out the story so yea! Enjoy!
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" I heard someone screaming just outside my door. I knew it was Lexie, and I had a pretty good idea about who she was talking about. I heard the murmuring of their very heated argument, but I couldn't make out any words other than the occasional dick, prick, asshole, son-of-a-bitch, and just about every other obscenity that she could possibly think of. After at least ten minutes of this, the door slid open and Lexie came stomping into the room.
She looked at me with her hands on her hips. "Blade is a fucking asshole." Then she continued walking forward and sat down on the window seat with me.
I gave her a small smile and quietly said, "Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so."
"Of course not!" Lexie practically yelled, and so her tirade began.
"Everyone in this school should think that he's an asshole! I used to think that you two would end up together! Like the whole anger was just a cover up for the attraction you two had, but I swear to God, I will personally beat you if you ever get with him. No, not beat you, kill you! No... first kill him... then you! Either way both of you will be dead! Ugh! I can't stand him! I can't BELIEVE he would do that to you. And then he had the gall to act like he was repentant over it. BULLSHIT! I bet he's secretly happy that he forced you to do something you didn't want to... he's just that much of a dick!
"I don't know why he is so popular around here. I mean come on people! You call him batman for Pete's sake! No cool guy will ever have the nick name of batman! And the teachers around here! Always showing him favoritism. It's such crap. If anyone deserves favoritism around here it's you!
"You deserve so much better than him! He's just such an... ugh... ASSHOLE! Seriously do not EVER end up with him. I've watched him crush you twice now, and I will not allow it to happen three times! I refuse! It is going to be my new personal goal to make sure he stays as far away from you as possible. You will only be around him when it is mandatory. I think I will start supervising his training sessions with you. That way I can rip off his head if he ever tries to push you too far again. But seriously I just can't belie-"
"LEXIE! I get it, he's an asshole! I think you're more pissed off at him than me." I could help but laugh. Lexie was now standing in front of me pacing and her face was BRIGHT red. She looked over at me as a piece of hair fell in front of her face. She angrily tried to blow it out of her face, but it just fell right back down. She glared at it as though it was the source of all her problems.
I couldn't hold it in any longer. I just started cracking up. Once I started laughing, I couldn't stop. Lexie looked confused at first, then she started laughing a little. Soon she was full on cracking up just like me. We were rolling around on the ground laughing and clutching our stomachs, unable to breathe, let alone stand up.
Our laughter slowly died down into gasps, trying to get air back into our systems. Then we looked at each other, and our gales of laughter started all over again.
We were only able to stop laughing because of the pain from laughing so much. We stood up, using each other for support, and just stood there for a minute trying to get our bearings again.
I looked at Lexie and could only say one thing. "Thank you."
"You're welcome on one condition."
I let out a laugh and groaned from the pain it caused. "And what would that be?"
"You start telling me anything and everything. I can't just stand by on the sides anymore, it drives me crazy."
"Too late, you're already crazy!"
