It was the day of my birthday party and nothing could be more messed up. There was only 3 more hours til the party and the boys were being crazy, the cake only had 7 layers done, and the decorations were all wrong! I couldn't even find a dress! I was freaking out! Brandon was in my room helping me pick out a dress. It wasn't going well. Hunter was running around my room with my pink leopard bra on his head singing Cheerleader, Blake was chasing Weston around, Simon and Mark had gone MIA 2 hours ago, Jacob was yelling at the others to stop running, and Nathan was screaming at the top of his lungs. I had a headache and couldn't take it any more. I walked to my closet and grabbed my megaphone.
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With Brandon's help, I was able to climb up onto my desk. I turned the megaphone on and stopped the chaos. ME: "JACOB STOP YELLING!" He shut up right away. ME: "HUNTER, TAKE MY EFFING BRA OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHUT UP!" Hunter quickly took the bra off and sat on the floor like a little kid. ME: "BLAKE, WESTON, SIT DOWN NOW!" They did what they were told. ME: "NOW WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS MARK AND SIMON?!" The guys looked around the room as if just now realizing their friends were gone. ME: "NATHAN, GO FIND THE BOYS! HUNTER CALL YOUR MOM, TELL HER TO GET READY THE JET WILL PICK ASHTON AND YOUR MOM UP FOR MY PARTY. JACOB, START PACKING MY THINGS! BLAKE GO HELP WITH DECORATIONS! WESTON HELP ME PICK A DRESS!" Everyone went to do their jobs which left me, Weston, Jacob, and Brandon in my room. WESTON: "What dresses did you want to pick from?" ME: "There are 6." I went to my bigger closet and opened it up. I walked in and came out with 2 dresses. ME: "I like the design on this one but I don't think I should go all black on my birthday."
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E: "On this one, I like the color but I don't like the design."
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I sat the dresses on the bed and walked back into the closet, walking out with 2 more dresses. ME: "I think this one might be too long."
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ME: "But this ones too short."
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I walked back and got 2 more dresses. ME: "I love this dress but I won't be able to eat in it since I'm messy."
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ME: "Then there's this one. I like everything about it except it's too frilly!"
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I decided to let Weston decide and grabbed Brandon's hand dragging him out of my room. Hunter walked up to us. HUNTER: "Mom says as long as we are back home before midnight then she's willing to come with Ashton." I nodded. My dad walked in and was about to sit down. I ran up to him. ME: "Daddy, I need one last flight favor." DAD: "Of course dear." ME: "I need you to go back to where you picked up Brandon and Hunter and get their mom and brother." He nodded and walked out the door again. I turned to Hunter. ME: "Any luck finding Mark or Simon?" He shook is head.
