14| Wheezing Wizards

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"Diagon Alley," Molly Weasley said, grabbing a handful of green powder as she stepped into the fireplace. "Remember. Not Diagonally or Dragon Alley. Diagon Alley." She threw down the floor powder, and with a loud bang, disappeared.

"Your turn," Mr. Weasley ushered Harry, then Hermione, then Ron. One by one, they disappeared in a puff of green smoke. I was last.

Grabbing a handful of the jade green dust, I stood in the fireplace.

"Elvira Steele, right?" Mr. Weasley asked. I froze.

"Yes sir."

"I know your parents," he said, smiling. "Charming people, they are. They come around the ministry a lot."

"They like to help," I said with a nod. "Whenever they can."

Arthur Weasley smiled. "In you go."

He knew. Not that it was something to hide . . . bit being a Slytherin complicated things sometimes.

I threw down the floo powder, and was transported to Diagon Alley. Landing in a dusty book store, I climbed out, brushing myself off.

"You've got a smudge of dirt on your nose," Harry grinned, adjusting his crooked glasses. A smear of soot spread across his forehead.

"So have you," I pointed at my forehead. When everyone was cleaned up, Ron motioned for us to follow him.

"You have to see Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. They did a bloody well job with it."

We followed him through the cobblestone pathways. Straight ahead was an exact puppet-y replica of Fred (or was it George?) Weasley, holding a hat over his head.

"Number ninety-three Diagon Alley," Ron announced, proudly staring up at his brothers' creation. The building was the only splash of color for miles around, attracting all the younger (and older) customers. I walked to the front door, grinning when I saw the sign on the front.

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO -
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!

The sign flashed vibrantly. I pushed open the door, a burst of loud toys and vivid colors almost blinding me. Everything was everywhere. It was almost . . . beautiful, in a way.

"They'll be here, right?" I asked Hermione, who gave me a sly smile.

"They own the store, Elvira."

I walked over to a pack of Extendable Ears, looking through the almost lifelike . . . well, ears. Rows of Skiving Snack boxes lined the walls, the exact same ones they'd used to experiment on the students with last year. Ron was checking out the Reusable hangmen, and I turned to see Hermione and Ginny in awe at the WonderWitch products, including love potions, Pygmy Puffs, and ten-second pimple vanishers. The Pygmy Puffs were absolutely adorable: little puff balls that came in assorted colors.

"Oi, look who it is," I heard a voice say. Actually, two voices. Speaking at the same time. "Harry's here!"

"And Hermione."

"And Ron."

"Ginny's here too," Ginny piped up, raising her hand. I turned to see the twins towering behind us. Fred and George (George and Fred?) were grinning from ear to ear.

"Fred, how much are these?" Ron asked, pointing to a shelf behind me.

"Five galleons," one of them said.

"But Fred, I'm your brother."

"Ten galleons!"

"I'm Fred, by the way," the one on the right corrected.

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