It Was a Cold Winter Night

Nah Im Good

   What the fuckity fuck fuck? I fell backwards off the branch .

   "Sorry!" He said.

   "Who? What? Why? When? Where? How?"

   "Did you just?"

   "Answer!"

   "I walk here when I'm bored and I saw you sit down and didn't want to bother you."

   "Where did the mild sauce come from?"

   He pulled something from behind him, not surprisingly it was a Taco Bell bag. I examined it while it was in his hands and then snatched it away. He looked shocked but didn't say anything as I went through it. I found what I was looking For and tossed the bag back to him. It was a somewhat warm beefy 5 layer burrito.

   "This is in return for the sauce on my jacket, and causing me to hurt my back."

   "Well why are you still on the ground?"

   "That is.... A good question. You're evolving."

   "I'm what?"

   "You didn't laugh or be a piss baby, I must prepare my troops, the fuckboys are evolving!"

   I got my self up in a totally non smooth way, and began to walk away. He got down from the tree and stood infront of me.

   "You shouldn't walk alone."

   "I can handle myself, thanks for the midnight snack!"

   With that I quickly walked away, while biting into the now mine burrito. I decided to call Jane, she should probably know I'm coming over.

   J: What do you want?

   M: I'm coming over, where are you?

   J: Uhh okay, I'm on my way to WalMart with Karen. Do you need anything?

   M: food.

   J: alright see ya.

   M: also I have news!