Announcer: Today, Jayfeather and Breezepelt battle.
Jayfeather: *sniffs*
Breezepelt: *growls*
Announcer: Choose your weapon!
Breezepelt: *chooses rocket launcher*
Jayfeather: *chooses Stick*
Breezepelt: Ha. I'm going to win.
Jayfeather: *swings stick around* Not if I get you first!
Breezepelt: I'm behind you....

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Warriors Spoofs
AcakI don't know if that's what they are called. WARNING: I have not read all the books