After Wade told you he will pick you up tomorrow at «11 a.m you better be ready babe ! », you told him that you needed to sleep. There was a long argument on whether he would sleep here or not.
« But the author is too lazy to write it»
« What are you talking about again ?! Anyway you're not sleeping here ! » you shouted
Sighing, he picked you up and while you were screaming at him to let you go, he took you to your bedroom. After throwing you on your bed while screaming « EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP ! », he teleportated himself to his own flat.
Finally some peace, and sleep...or not. You spent at least one hour asking yourself questions about tomorrow before falling asleep. You woke up the next day with the feeling that someone was watching you.
« Hello sleeping beauty ! »
« Wade ? » you yawned « what time is it ? »
« And a quarter » he deadpanned
« Haha very funny » you looked at the hour on your phone : 11h15 « Holy **** I'm so sorry !»
You jumped from your bed and saw that you were still wearing the same thing as yesterday, you ran to your wardrobe and picked up your favorite outfit.
« What did I say about the swear words yesterday young lad ?! Oh wait it's censored ? Then :****, ***, ****, ******** ! Haha, look I can do little stars too ! How cool is that ! Also if we had a swearing contest you know what it would be, babe ?: « Star » wars ! » He laughed
« LOL, ROFL, LMAO» you said sacarstically « I'm going to take a quick shower and no, you can't join ! » you closed the door behind you and soon Deadpool could hear the water running.
« Are you going to introduce the boxes in my head one day ? » Wade asked the author (still me)
« Maybe, it could be fun »
« Of course it is ! »
« Well it can't be worse than your Star Wars joke from earlier »
« You're the one who write the fanfiction ! YOU should apologies to the reader for the lame joke that didn't make anyone laugh ! »
« I apologize for the lame joke reader-san, but I don't guarantee that there's not going to be more !»
« They're going to kick you out of Wattpad, Fozzie Bear !»
« Wade stop talking nonsense to yourself that's disturbing ! » You said from the bathroom after you finished showering.
« You should be used to that, also if I marry you, you're going to hear me talk aaaaaaaall the time !»
« Whatever » You said going out of the bathroom « Where are we going ? »
« It's a surprise ! » he winked
While you were walking out of your bedroom to the living room, you took a time to look at what your date was wearing. Unsurprisingly, he was in his usual suit, completed with...a bowtie ?
« Like what you see ? » he chuckled and you looked away while slightly blushing.
« A bowtie ? »
« I wear bowties now, bowties are cool »
In the living room, Wade took a picnic basket that was on your couch and smiled at you. You two got out of your flat and started walking in town, Deadpool being the guide. You liked living here, it was a peaceful place and not too far from your work. After a moment you arrived at a park you immediately recognized : it was where you met him for the first time.
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Deadpool x Male!Reader
FanfictionHello my name's Deadpool ! I'm talking instead of Author-chan here because she's too stupid to do a proper description...anyway to do a summary of this shi...I mean wonderful fanfiction: Fangirl stuff, Plot twist, terrible jokes, bordeline crack, p...
