Deadpool x Male!Reader

Chapter 6: Sweet morning, sweet pancakes

And Phil did as promised: he explained everything. Who was Fury and what was Hydra. But it wasn't what interested you most. No...How your parents worked for SHIELD, how they protected the world, how Hydra killed them. It was all that mattered.

"You know what that means ?" Peter asked you

"They should pay for torturing and killing them ?" You answered

"No ! That means: don't put your nose in stuff like that !"

"I guess we doesn't have the same translation"

"[Your name] !"

"You two, calm down." Phil calmly ordered "[Your name], now that you know everything, what will you do ?"

" Get my revenge !" You said to Phil

" Yo calm your *ss down Jeager ! And you, stupid witch, stop censoring me !"

"Deadpool ! Shut up ! Be by my side and protect your husband !"

"It's boyfriend" you corrected

"He ship it" Wade said

"Oh come on, of course I ship it ! And I don't want my ship to sink because mister [Your last name] here desperately want to die !"

"I just died in your arms tonight~" I don't need to tell who just sang

"I don't want to die ! I just want my revenge ! They left me ! I'm obsessed with their death, because they chose work and world saving over their family, me ! I want to know, what was more important than all the other thing they had, because us together was the most important thing to me. And it's all gone forever."

"Alright." Phil said after some silence. "You help us taking Hydra down, at one condition."

"I'm listening."

"What ? Wait WHAT ?! You can't make him fight Hydra !" Peter screamed.

"Yes he can, it's in the script the witch did !"

It's part script, part free-style though

"Stop saying nonsense Deadpool we're talking about [Your name]'s life here!"

" Il a free, il a tout compris" Wade, watch your French, it's a fic in English !

"You know what ?! Just shut up ! And Irefuse that my bro get in danger !"

"LOL, my middle name is daredevil." you said to Peter