Stuck Like Glue (Derek Hale Fanfiction Book #2)

Teen Wolf 3x11 Rant

*****SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 3X11*****

HOLY SHITFEST WHAT THE WHOPPERS JUST HAPPENED!?!?! Oh my goodness...my heart is still pounding. Okay so this was a fucking epic episode!!! Unlike usual, I'm going to go in order of the reactions I had in this episode. So first off is Isaac's little speech to Derek about letting everybody die - I was CRYING MY EYES OUT!!! Especially when he mentioned Boyd and Erica and then accused Derek of being bored or lonely..just that is too much. I hate Peter for pointing out that Isaac is very firmly Team Scott now, but it is true :( Derek literally has nothing...my poor baby :( I mean his girlfriends a psychopathic killer, his uncle killed his older sister, his other sister is dying, and the rest of his family were murdered by his ex-girlfriend = rough life, man. But then as if this episode wasnt crazy enough already, Chris Argent had to go and sacrifice himself! Like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?! NO! NO! People dont just do shit like that, especially not people who have daughters! I mean, damn. And not cool shocking Isaac, btw. 

This episode was cute for one main reason and that is all the family feels. Seeing all our favorite Big Bads get vulnerable and scared when they're family/parents were threatened really reminded us that they're all just kids, just like us, and that every kid needs their parent :) Also, every brother will do anything to protect/save their sisters (this particularly warmed my heart because I have two brothers :) ) Every scene with Derek, Peter and Cora was too precious, except did anybody else get the ulterior motive vibe from Uncle P? He seems like he's up to something with Derek giving up his powers, but oh well, we'll find out next week. 

BUT OHMYGOD STILES PANIC ATTACK AND THE STYDIA KISS!!!!! Jeff Davis, we have been waiting damn near THREE FUCKING YEARS FOR THAT AND YOU BLEW IT OFF AS A MEANS TO SAVE HIS LIFE?!?! Please stop. You must be joking. Not that the kiss wasnt beautiful and epic and everything I wanted it to be, but still. They ruined the magic! It's like oh please - we all know it was more than just a way to get Stiles to stop breathing. You know what normal people do to get others to stop breathing? Cover their mouth! (Or in Jennifers case, strangle them with their dogs leash LOL no just kidding thats not funny) Grr so that made me frustrated ,but still that scene was quite cute. And Stiles face afterwards? I LITERALLY DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE (*think Peter in Season 2 haha) But then another thing that rocked was Shantal Rhodes (AKA Danielle) in this episode. She was too funny! 

And who else was dying laughing when Peter and Lydia came face to face and both were just like "You" "You!" "You"? Hahaha two of my favorite characters on screen together, finally reunited :) Lol but another thing that made me surprised from that scene was that werewolves could take away memories from other werewolves. Like, wouldnt that have been SO USEFUL to them throughout the seasons? It just seemed weird that we only learned about that when it was convenient. But onto the next thing - OH MY GOD THE TWINS HUNTING MS MORRELL!!!!! It's like Jennifer all over again. Damn Alphas need to learn their lesson - DONT TRY TO KILL YOUR EMMISARY! How many fucking times are they gonna mess up before they learn? Although it was about time that they all know that Deuc killed Ennis. I mean come on - Derek deserves a break! And who else was infuriated by the sight of Scott teaming up with the alphas? UGH YUCK! It's just like unnatural and weird. Scott should've been looking at drawings of trees and talking to Deaton with his gang! Instead he was running with the wrong crowd :/ 

And now for the part of the episode when I cried the most...Sheriff Stilinski's little anecdote. DEAR LORD JESUS ME I BURST INTO TEARS AGAIN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! It was so freaking sad to hear that he wasnt there when his wife died and Stiles was all alone and just I can't even. It also reminded us that each of the characters only had that one parent left - Allison and Stiles' moms are both dead and Scott's dad skipped out on him. I was actually bawling my eyes out during that scene. Although who else, in the back of their minds, kept waiting for the dying girl to be revealed to be like an Argent or Jennifer or someone important? But alas no. Just lots of tears :( 

NOW DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE DEATON BUT I AM OUTRAGED AT THIS "PLAN"!!! Kill Scott and Stiles?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! LIKE ACTUALLY WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN WHEN THEY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE DEAD RIGHT NOW?!!? And Allison too I guess, but I wouldnt be nearly NEARLY as sad if she died. Oooh but the awkwardness was palpable when Deaton assigned Lydia to Stiles and then Scott became aware that Isaac and Allison had a thing going on...eesh I was embarrassed for them! But I really liked how each of them had someone they trusted to bring them back. That was really well done. But OMG THE END OF THIS EPISODE HOLY SHIT FUCK DAMN! Two things - DEREK ISNT AN ALPHA ANYMORE SHUT THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR!!!!! I dont even know how thats going to work out. And secondly, WHO ELSE SCREAMED OUT LOUD WHEN WE REALIZED SCOTT'S DAD WAS THE FBI AGENT!???!?!?!?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY JAW TOTALLY DROPPED AND I SCREAMED QUITE LOUDLY!!!!!! I always knew when we found out who Scott's dad was it would be a shock but I was totally not expecting that!!! I did wonder how Stiles knew him though, but I thought he'd just worked with the sheriff or something. As far as I can tell, Scott's dad is an ass so good riddance we havent met him before now. But ahh that was a really good twist! And I'm not sure if I'm taking this the wrong way or what, but is Scott not a True Alpha anymore? Because his eyes glowed yellow at the very last second, and it took me rewatching this episode to realize that that actually MEANT something lol. 

So in summary, this episode was full of twists and could be defined in literally one word, four letters: EPIC. Everything about it was just awesome and sad and shocking and wow. Damn Jennifer to hell for causing all this pain and grief in Beacon Hiils - by the way, did anybody catch Deatons reference to the name by saying the Nematoad or whatever was a beacon? SO FREAKING COOL! Well done, Jeff Davis, well done. But anyways, I thoroughly enjoyed this episode and I hope you guys did too. I'm sorry  I havent update in a while, I've been busy as hell. But I'll try to update by tomorrow night, I promise! And in case you guys missed any of my announcements, here they are:

1 - I am going to write a third book in the Perfect Fit series :) The name I'm thinking of now is actually Never Let Me Go - you like??

2 - I had a tie between people wanting me to write a PEter Hale fanfic or a twins love story, so I'm doing BOTH!!! Creds to makjay24 for the encouragment :) More details on those to come! Thanks guys :) Catch you next week for the SUMMER FINALE NOOO :( :( where did all the time go? :( Thankss xoxoxo 

PS. the gif on the right is my exact reaction to finding out the FBI guy was Scotts dad >>>