Camping in Australia sucks

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So I'm camping right now
I hate camping
But camping in Australia is the worst
During the day, the campsite usually is invaded by ducks
And at night we are subjected to the unholy grunting and shrieking noises of the koala.
That's right
Dont trust a koala
THEY LOOK CUT AND CUDDLY BUT IN THE WILD THEY WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF
Yeah.
So don't come camping in my country. Its nuts.

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