Short Story Collection

Stuff

They sit on the table every day and do stuff. We don't know what they do they just do stuff. Me and my friends watch them do stuff while we smoke stuff. We get high and talk about the stuff their doing.

Today a friend bought a lot of stuff for us to smoke and we did. We sat by the swigs at the old playground and smoked. We had a perfect view of them as we slowly got high.

When me and my friends get high we also get very stupid. First Kris was like why can't they just rock with us. And by rock she meant get high and overall fail in life. Bill was all like insulted so him being stupid said " No we don't rock with them."

Then me and my idiot friends made an epic song about it. The lyrics were just "we don't rock with them." with a hip hop beat by Jordy. It got really stupid really fast then got really loud, finally we got really caught.

Me and my fellow slackers realized that the so called stuff those all mighty gods did was talk just like us. We found all about their faithful talking in the deans office.

This is a lighter and shorter story than my others posted.