"did you know, mr. breadstick, that if you were to fall into a black hole, you'd stretch like spaghetti?"
"mr. breadstick? what the hell?"
"hehe. you don't need to be any taller though. you're like a foot taller than me already."
"i'm not too tall to kiss you though."
"e-excuse me?"
"you heard me, didn't you? you may be 90% blind but you're not hard of hearing."
"what are you- mmmf."
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space kid
Fanfictionin which ashton spits out random facts about space and luke secretly loves it.