Daddy, What's Jahvie?

Lexi's Birthday

*Lexi’s POV*

“Wake up, Lexi! It’s time for breakfast!” I heard Uncle Jayy call from downstairs. I opened my eyes and yawned. Then I realized what today is.

I jumped out of bed and put on my pink fluffy robe and my sparkly princess crown and ran down the stairs. Uncle Jayy was waiting for me and I jumped up into his arms.

“Happy birthday, Lexi!” He said when he hugged me.

I giggled and hugged his neck. “Thanks, Uncle Jayy. Where’s daddy?”

“In here!” Daddy said. Uncle Jayy carried me to the kitchen where daddy was making chocolate chip waffles and bacon. My favorite! “Happy birthday, baby girl!”

“Thank you, daddy!” Uncle Jayy set me down on my stool by the island in the kitchen and put my favorite Batman plate and fork in front of me. Daddy finished making breakfast for all of us and he sat on my left and Uncle Jayy sat on my right. They taught me which side was which last week!

“So, what do you want to do today, princess?” Daddy asked me. “We have to be home by six though.”

I thought for a minute and chewed on some bacon. “Can we go to Chuck E. Cheese?”

“You bet! Finish your breakfast first then we’ll get you dressed.”

I shoved a piece of bacon and a bite of my waffle in my mouth then jumped off of my stool. “Done!” I said with my mouth full. I started to run for the stairs, but Uncle Jayy grabbed me from behind and set me back on the stool.

“I meant finish everything on your plate.” Daddy said and took a bite of hiss waffle.

I sighed and stabbed some waffle with the Batman fork and put it in my mouth. I wanted to go now! But daddy always made the best waffles and I really wanted them. When daddy and Uncle Jayy finished their waffles and bacon, they cleaned up the kitchen. I was still eating at the island and I started humming to myself. I ate the last piece of waffle and the little piece of bacon and set my fork down.

“I’m done, daddy! Can I get dressed now?”

“Yeah, baby.” He said as he cleaned my dish and fork. “Can I wipe off your face though? It’s covered in syrup.” He laughed.

I jumped off the stool and ran up the stairs into the bathroom. Daddy came upstairs and wet a rag to wipe my face off. I closed the toilet lid and sat on it, kicking my legs back and forth. Daddy walked over to me and started to clean my face off. I tried to make him laugh by making silly noises at him. I laughed when he giggled and he put the rag in the hamper.

“What do you want to wear today, pumpkin?” Daddy asked me when he followed me to my room.

“I wanna wear my pink shirt with your face and Uncle Jayy’s face on it! And I want my pink tutu that matches my crown!” I started jumping on my bed when daddy went in my big closet to get my clothes. He walked over to me and I threw a pillow at him and kept jumping on my bed. The pillow hit him in the face and he almost dropped my clothes on the floor. I giggled and plopped down on my bed.

Daddy dressed me in my pretty pink tutu and my favorite band shirt with his face on it, then put my pink converse on my feet. He brushed my hair and then fixed my crown.

“Okay, princess, go brush your teeth. Daddy is going to go get dressed.”

I ran past him to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. I have watermelon flavored toothpaste and a toothbrush with a timer so I know when to stop brushing. I got bored and walked out of the bathroom. I started wandering around the house and saw Uncle Jayy sitting on the couch with his laptop. He was pushing buttons and reading stuff. Daddy walked into the room and sat down next to Uncle Jayy. I sat on the stairs and listened.

“Man, some of these Jahvie fanfics are ridiculous.” Uncle Jayy told daddy. “This one is about us as vampires. I swear, these fans are insane.”

“Yeah, but in a way, it’s touching. They’re taking the time out of their lives to write about us! It’s pretty cool.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Sometimes, I wish they knew though. Maybe it would be easier. You know?”

Daddy nodded. “I know. But secrets can be fun. Plus, we don’t have to worry about the media getting on our asses about it.”

My toothbrush beeped lightly and only I could hear it, so I walked back to the bathroom. What did Uncle Jayy want the fans to know? What’s a fanfic? Why is the media so mean to daddy and Uncle Jayy?

What’s ‘Jahvie’?